11.预感(1 / 1)
论萌宠是怎么练成的
2333的猫
1025 字
2022-04-27
我对说八卦说得口沫横飞的钟意真是有种无力吐槽的感觉,索性一口截了她的话尾,替她总结道:“我来替你说吧,所以啊所以,一句话说完了,这狗屁皇室祖传的DNA里头有一环叫熟女控,从那世宗皇帝开始,一脉相传到如今!” “宁容你真聪明!总结得比我还精准呢!”钟意两掌一拍,又是笑得眉眼弯弯,“我觉着也是这样,有人控萝莉,就有人控熟女,大概这皇室一家子是以前什么都控一点的,这才那么喜欢三五年就来一回选秀!世宗开了头,接着他后辈们就陆陆续续的光明正大的控起熟女来了!” 我白一眼八卦得无比乐呵的钟意,只问道:“好了,废话总结完毕了,你出去这一趟,重点呢?在那儿?” 钟意听着我口气缓和了,当然知道我这是不打算再念她了,忙继续笑嘻嘻的答道:“重点在这儿!我总结的重点就是,这后宫没有想象中那么大,人也少,去御膳房偷吃不成问题!说起来,我们都要感激感激那位一上位就雷厉风行大裁员的皇后娘娘!” “这皇后娘娘也是命好,据说上一任老皇帝自他的皇后五年前没了之后就不再立后了,也再没给过后宫女人高分位了。这新帝呢,一个是要守孝,一个是庶子上位前朝不太稳,那里腾得出手来管后宫的事情?后宫如今就是皇后自己一个人说了算,说裁减就裁减,愣是把这后宫弄得冷冷清清的,实在太方便我们偷溜出去了啊!” “宁容啊,你没出去不知道,那个被搬家了的御膳房,估计全部人加起来也就五六十罢了!我躲在他们那灶房后墙那边听见的,除了十来个负责做饭掌勺的大太监和他们带着三五个打下手的小太监外,余下的人全部得出门送饭跑腿各种忙活!而且掌勺和帮厨的太监们也都累得没力气多照看厨房,我去听墙角的时候,大多太监都找地儿躲懒歇着去了,就剩厨房门口两个小太监坐着在那闲磕牙,一眼都懒得往后头看呢!……哈哈哈,也不知道是这国家的国库穷得叮当作响,还是这皇帝家底薄,居然是这般撑不起来的小排场!难怪我都成太妃了,还只顿顿给我啃咸菜和老菜叶梆子!” “不过这样也是好的,对现在的我们而言,人少比人多更合适。起码我们去御膳房偷吃的时候,都不用花那么多心思想法子了,就那么稀稀落落的人,我们到时候都不用去前头院门进了,就今儿我偷摸跳过去的那个墙角进,没十来步就是那厨房的后窗了,我们想法子后窗进去就能神不知鬼不觉的偷了东西出来了!哈哈哈!” 我却是没有钟意心大,我也真是笑不出来,这估计不仅仅是国库空或者皇帝穷的事儿了,照钟意看到的这情形,只怕这皇帝新得来的龙椅也未必能坐得稳当,前头朝堂必然有些动荡,皇帝抽不出手来管后宫,这才交给了一人独大的皇后来处理。而皇后一抓了实权就借口节俭而大肆裁减人员的举措,分明就是排除异己以确保安全的意思,要说这裁减人员跟前头朝堂没关系只是单纯的为了节省开支,真是只有心大能过斗的钟意会相信了…… 从来就乐观主义的钟意大概一时半会是想不到这些深层的东西的,现在她满心里大概只有一堆吃吃吃在欢腾的刷屏,连我这异样的沉默都没能察觉,自顾自的拉了我就往上房里奔腾而去:“哎呀呀,宁容走了!去吃午饭吧!虽然肯定也不好吃,但是今儿好歹还有两只梨子当饭后水果嘛,也算改善伙食了!” 钟意说着就无比顺手的在我手里拿回来那个她啃过一口的梨子,笑嘻嘻的又啃一口,推着我就进了上房翻那两食盒去。 食盒里头依旧是冷馒头,小咸菜,老菜梗的三剑客组合,钟意一边梗着脖子跟它们这个组合积极奋战,一边也没忘了含糊不清的跟我吐槽:“宁容……早知道这皇宫里头空荡荡的……大大方方的溜达都没人管,我就直接把你也叫上一起去探路了!嗯……我在那厨房后窗的小洞里……看见里头可多吃的东西了!就是……就是这狗屁皇帝太小气!一屋子的肉蛋果蔬呢,愣是舍不得给我们这碗里添点儿!哼!” 听见这句,我心里似乎不知道被拨了那条弦,有些事情似乎隐隐约约的给我露出来了真相的一角,我忙问道:“那御膳房里头真的很多东西?你别是找错地儿看见的是储存干货调料什么的库房吧?” “怎么可能?我看得清清楚楚的!”钟意特地吞下了口里的馒头后,咳两声,清晰反驳我道,“要是真的屯的一屋子干货和调料这些,我就不觉得惊奇了!就是看着新鲜的菜也堆了那厨房后半间,连羊肉都还挂了两个半扇在那房梁上呢!今儿这就剩一顿晚饭了,就皇帝皇后和那据说手指头都数得清的几个妃子能吃得了这么多?所以我才觉着这皇帝好小气!明明他自己也吃不了多少嘛,屯那么多做什么?又不舍得给我们加菜!不是说这宫里裁减了不少人么?就是加菜也没加多少了是不是?哼!归根结底就是那个狗屁皇帝小气!” 我觉得那真相似乎又更近了一步,遣散人口,囤积东西,连御膳房都临时搬地方……这感觉怎么不像是一个正常皇宫的做派,倒是有几分预备着出什么事儿的危险意味了…… 我见钟意这时候把午饭也啃得差不多了,想来说什么都不会把她吓哽住了,便直接了当将自己的猜测全说了出来:“钟意,我猜,这皇宫里只怕会是很快就不太平了!你应该把路都记好了吧?今晚我和你出去,一定要想法子多弄些食物回来我们这院子里藏着!现在是还有小太监给我们送饭,要真不太平了,我们只怕就得自己照应好自己了!”
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