8.饿肚子是个大问题(1 / 1)

我一把拍在钟意手背上:“够了!别说了!这话心里吐槽一下也就罢了,这般大喇喇说出来可别!谁知道隔墙有耳没有?你以为现在还是在我们以前那出租屋呢?爱说什么都不碍事?这可是后宫!传说中吃人不吐骨头的后宫!” 钟意也下意识的左右张望了一番,眼见四处都没有动静,这才压低了声音嘟嚷道:“还后宫呢,我们这最多算冷宫!过气太妃专用养老冷宫!这破院子里,除了你和我,只怕是连老鼠都不多一只——就那些狗都看不上的饭菜,老鼠都不稀罕踏足这院子!” 我见着钟意虽然还口硬,其实心里大概也是把我的话听了进去的,倒是也不好再说她了,带着两分歉意轻轻的摸摸我刚才拍红了她手背的那一小块皮肤,我柔声劝道:“好了,好了,我知道我有点儿急,说话也冲了些,不过你历来比我记性好的,这次记着了,下次我自然不会再说你。也别管送来的饭菜好吃不好吃了,总是先哄哄肚皮罢,那儿不是还有一堆东西等着我们洗呢?不吃点东西到肚子里,那里有力气干活?” 钟意却是有气没力的抬抬眼皮看看我就算了:“宁容,你可真是乐观!你自己去看看那些早饭!我敢保证,吃不吃,你都一样没力气干活的……” 我知道钟意说的这算大实话,不过再难吃的饭食,我们此时也还是要吃的,即便又是个冷馒头,硬啃下去也比空着肚子强多了!我掀开食盒的盖子,果不其然又见着昨儿那般的冷馒头,好在这冷馒头旁边取代老菜梆子的是碗半满的还有点儿热乎劲的稀饭,倒是算得上给了我一点意外之喜。 我先把一碗稀饭递了给钟意,钟意嘟着嘴接过去,我又把馒头掰碎了给她泡在稀饭里,她便夹起两三星咸菜撒在碗面上,最后还是老老实实的吃了起来。 我也如法炮制,毕竟是已经忙碌了好一会的身体了,对食物的渴望到底是战胜了对美味的追求,就着这齁咸的正宗咸菜,居然也顺利的把这顿早饭解决了。 再度回到和脏衣服被单奋斗的现场——井台边坐下后,钟意和我商量道:“只靠那个狗屁御膳房送来的东西恐怕是不行的——要是这样能行,我们也不会白捡了这两个身体了!说不准这两个原主一直都是娇生惯养着来的,到了这冷宫就被这些猪食一样的饭菜打败了,也不知道是不是饿晕过去了,还是心理落差太大想不开,这才便宜了我们……我们既然都辛辛苦苦穿越再来一回了,总不能还是依旧这么着吧?虽然如今的环境先不敢想奔小康吧,但好歹把吃饱这个脱贫问题先解决了吧?” 我先是点头,然后忍不住又摇了摇头:“钟意,我也知道你说的没错,只是这吃饱也算是个大难题啊!我们如今一穷二白的,能去那儿找东西吃饱?你看看,这院子里不是些观赏用的花卉就是杂草,一个能进嘴的都没有!我们除了御膳房送饭的小太监,甚至见不着别的人!我们能怎么办?难道去打劫御膳房么?” 钟意却是狡猾一笑,对我勾勾手,让我凑近点儿,一字一句低声道:“不~打~劫~我~们~偷~” 我措不及防的被唬了一跳,差点儿没坐稳那小凳子摔地上去,好容易重新坐稳当,我才给钟意一声惊诧至极的冷笑:“我还以为你想得出来什么好主意呢!原来居然是打算去当梁上君子啊?!你以为个个人都是时迁?天生就会鸡鸣狗盗?当梁上君子也是个技术活!” 钟意不服气,反驳道:“梁上君子除了时迁不是还有洪七公?人家能趴御膳房横梁上偷吃几月呢!我们最多也是偷偷儿的拿几个馒头什么的,也不用啥技术含量吧?我也知道梁上君子不好做,可是你能想出来别的法子么?难不成真的啃草根?!” 我下意识的看看钟意说的那些草根的原材料——杂草,显然,不具备牛羊马那种食草动物的牙口和胃口,啃草根估计也是个奢望而已……我不由得就妥协了,弱弱应道:“当然不可能啃草根……但是这偷东西吃也太……” 钟意也在唇边浮出来一抹冷笑:“宁容,草根你也不想啃,去偷东西吃你又不好意思,那棵怎么办才好?要不咱们试试不吃不喝辟谷修仙?或者你先修仙两天示范给我看看,我不介意把你那份馒头小咸菜也接收了的……” 我实在是没话可说了,只好从善如流的改口道:“好了,你是太妃你老大,我是宫女而已,当然是听老大的,你说了算!就是这御膳房也不知道在那儿……” 自觉扳回了一局的钟意收到我的“投诚”后,顿时就高兴起来,摇头晃脑的得意道:“这还不简单?等一会那两小太监送饭来,你出去接着他们多哄哄他们,看能不能哄他们说个大概方位来,然后我就偷偷跟在他们后头,摸清楚御膳房的情况,到时候我再带着你一起去御膳房偷……拿东西回来吃!” 我仔细想想,钟意这法子也勉强算行得通——就算是行不通也得行得通,钟意跟人后头的胜算好歹比我这种分不清东南西北的路痴强!我便点了点头:“行!我先去套话,你就躲门角听着,只是我除了套话也帮不上别的忙,你也知道的,我这方向感,只怕添乱多于帮忙……你自己一个人跟着人家后头可要小心些,别被人发现了!” 钟意继续得意笑道:“放心吧!就那两个半大的小太监,难不倒我的!当年大学里头偷摸着跟后头看师兄他们八卦也好多回了,我那里被发现过?更何况,我们跟这些本土土著不一样的,我们不需要按理出牌啊!谁会料到会有我这等要偷东西吃的太妃跟他们后头啊?填不饱肚子还要面子作甚?哼!”

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