14.即将不太平(1 / 1)

这回轮到我气弱了,我也没料到钟意这么听话,居然真的就一头蒜两根葱的那么拿,看来这真是纠妄过正了…… 我只好露出个讨好的笑容来,对钟意哄道:“细水长流本来没错,不过这次是我预计错误了……下回吧,下回我多翻几个地方多找点肉,而且全部给你吃,就罚我只在一边看你吃,这样好不好?” 钟意其实也就嘴里说说,吃货饿久了脾气不好也算正常,听我这么一哄,倒是也不好意思再发作了,拿起一只炸鹌鹑塞我手里:“好了,我知道你也不是故意的,小心无过逾的,你处处留神也是为了咱们两个人好,我也是饿久了饿急了……算了,咱们谁跟谁啊?别说这些了,赶紧先吃东西吧!” 我笑着接过来那鹌鹑,特地撕下来两只鹌鹑腿递回给钟意:“你今天跑得也累,来,多吃两条腿,以形补形!明天我们有经验了,我给你翻多些肉,一次补三天的份量!” 钟意也没绷住,噗呲一声笑出声来:“宁容,你真当我是猪啊?我再能吃,也不能这样暴吃暴喝啊,就是我如今是混吃等死的老太妃,也不能被你喂成猪吧?这还不是说怕就要不太平了?把我养成猪了,到时候要跑路的时候,你扛着我跑吗?” 说到即将不太平这事,我不由得收了唇边的笑意:“钟意,我确定真的会不太平!这不是吓唬你,你今天也跑出去两趟了,你自己用心想想,一个正常的后宫,会是这种安静萧条得可怕的情形么?一个没毛病的皇帝,会不但不选秀还纵容皇后大肆裁减后宫的人员,这正常?一个没毛病的皇后,皇帝信任她,妃嫔少得作不出什么幺蛾子,她居然会闲得发慌的把御膳房放自己宫殿旁边眼皮子底下看着,这正常?如果不是怕后宫乱起来,有必要用节俭这个理由扔人出宫?有必要挪动御膳房以防万一?” “宫斗剧你也看不少了吧?用猜的也能猜到的,只有前头朝堂不稳,才会后宫这般明显的防范于未然吧?今晚我和你一起去的那厨房,你看见没,厨房后头那堆东西都不像是寻常的份量?按理说,御膳房是最不怕缺食物的地方,因为必然每天都有源源不断新鲜的食物从宫外送进来。可是今天你看,这宫中人口已经减半,食物囤积却还挺多,难道不也是不正常的?下午的时候,咱们都在各忙各的,我也没和你仔细说开了这些事情,现在我也出去确认过了,这样细细和你摊开说了,你觉得我那个不太平的结论靠不靠谱?” 钟意啃鹌鹑的动作越放越缓,显然是把我的话听了进去的,她歪着头想了好一会,才缓缓开口问道:“宁容,我也觉得这种种迹象有点儿山雨欲来风满楼的意思,只是不知道,我们这太妃的身份能不能避开这风雨?毕竟我看不懂这是要出外忧还是要出内乱了……” 我不加思索的应道:“你放心!这个风雨跟我们必然没关系!这必然就是内乱而已,换句话说,龙椅上换不换人,你都还是个皇帝为了显示皇恩浩荡而继续被供起来的太妃……” 钟意惊诧道:“你那儿看出来的?怎么就能确定是内乱?这可要真真切切确定好才好!万一是外头动荡,外族入侵,两国交战之类的,别说是这狗屁太妃了,弄得一个不好,亡国奴都没得做,直接死透了再穿越去了!”说着说着,她的思维又开始发散了,思绪如同脱缰野马,奔腾得拉都拉不住!“要是再穿越,穿回原来的现代世界最理想了,可是要是咱们倒霉穿错剧场了呢?正打仗那种兵荒马乱的也倒霉,原始社会饭都吃不上的也倒霉,未来世界咱们什么都不懂的也倒霉……” “停!你就别胡思乱想加离题万里了!我就问你一句,要是真有外忧,那个小太监还怕得罪你我?早就连那几个冷馒头都不送来了!”我听得止不住的两侧太阳穴一抽一抽的作痛,直接截断钟意这话!钟意这种发散思维,有时候让人喜,有时候让人忧!“你要是真的怕我判断不精确,咱们明天出门久些,找个地方偷听点儿八卦,看看能不能听出什么来。” 钟意却是出乎我意料之外的,只一个劲的猛摇头:“先不八卦了啦!咱们先办正经事!” 我也诧异了,忙问道:“这是你最喜欢的八卦啊,你居然觉得还有凌驾在八卦之上的正经事?今儿是太阳打西边出来了?” “饭都没吃饱,那里来的力气去八卦?”钟意拿了我给她的鹌鹑腿连啃两三口,粗鲁的将腿骨往面前的食盒盖子里一扔,这才说道,“明天当然有正经事!咱们得按着三餐的时间御膳房没人那截时候去拿东西回来啊!剩下的时间,这不还有一屋子的破被子脏衣裳等着洗洗刷刷么?那来的空闲听八卦?” 我乐得眯了眼,一把拖钟意过来摸狗头以示赞赏:“哎呦喂,难得啊!小钟意这回算是开窍了啊!居然想起来正经事了啊?不错嘛!” 钟意想抬手抢救自己那坨被我手背揉乱的额发,又觉着自己一手炸鹌鹑一手油,那只爪子都不好上,最后只得折衷的拿手肘推开我一点,顺手将炸鹌鹑撕半只下来,一把塞我嘴里道:“就知道你狗嘴里吐不出象牙来!” 我就势咬住那鹌鹑,边啃边笑,学着钟意一般,也粗鲁的把骨头扔食盒盖子去,然后笑着指着那堆骨头:“我是吐不出象牙来,骨头倒是吐得出来的。要不你也别吐骨头了,现在就吐个象牙给我看看,示范示范嘛!” 钟意也没撑住,跟着我笑了起来,食盒里抓只冷馒头出来又想往我嘴里塞,我这回早有防备,堪堪往旁边一躲,那馒头就擦着我脸颊过去,差点被塞进耳朵眼里……

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