70.香饽饽(1 / 1)
论萌宠是怎么练成的
2333的猫
1021 字
2022-04-27
“不是我要夸自家人啊,容姑姑,”何嬷嬷见我听了她才刚那段话也没变脸,依旧耐心的站她面前还听着,便猜到了我不反对她这小侄孙女进宫来,忙卖力的给我推销起这个她心仪的女孩儿起来,“虽说她家不算什么大富大贵的人家,可是也是把女儿养得甚是精细的,跟那一般的市井人家养女孩儿可是不一样的!我这侄孙女儿啊,在家里也是跟个正经小姐似的,也请女先生给教道理规矩,也学针黹女红,也是家里娇养的贵客呢!这女孩儿啊,不是我自卖自夸,真真儿是无论是容貌身形,还是针线活计,样样都是能拿得出手的,都是能入得主子们眼的!” 我不可置否的扯开嘴角微微一笑道:“既是何嬷嬷属意于她,这女孩儿就必是有她的过人之处,说不得她若是个有福的,或许就能入了太子的眼……如今也是宗人府还在挑人进宫之际,嬷嬷便也和陈掌司说一声儿,该怎么安排且怎么安排去罢,到时候也就是嬷嬷到淑太妃跟前说一声的事儿罢了,又不是什么大事,嬷嬷自己拿主意就是了。我也出来久了,只怕是淑太妃一会子又要找我有事吩咐了,我且回去屋里伺候着了。” 何嬷嬷乐得眼睛都弯成两个月牙儿了,忙忙的自己就给我福身一礼告退了去:“我这就回去安排安排,我也不耽搁容姑姑的差使了,来日我那小侄孙女儿来了,我自让她去给容姑姑叩头道谢去!”说着就乐颠颠的往隔壁院子抬脚就走,大概是真的去立即忙活她那天仙儿下凡的侄孙女儿进宫来的事情去了。 我也回头就进了钟意和我住着那上房,钟意早就捧着郑厨娘刚送来的汤边喝着边等我回来八卦了。 我进门后便掩了房门,也脱了鞋子往炕上那软软的靠背上靠了过去,舒服的感慨道:“还是在屋子里好啊,出门就得装模作样,累死了!” 钟意把还有大半的汤盅往我的方向推了推,示意分我一半那香喷喷的热汤,笑道:“你如今可是风头一时无两的容姑姑啊~~人人都得捧着你呢,那个何嬷嬷自然也不例外,你要不装怎么服众?” 我再放松一点,瘫在靠背上就不想动弹了,只回了钟意一双华丽丽的大白眼:“还不是你懒!什么时候都是不想出门不想应付外头的人!我说钟意,你这千年宅的老毛病得改改了!这样混吃等死太没追求了!” 钟意哈哈哈的笑出声来:“我都成淑太妃了,还要什么追求?混吃等死就是我的追求了!有空吃吃喝喝睡睡,最多也就看看书练练字,多费点儿眼力写写画画也就差不多了!我还追求什么啊?” 我听了钟意这话也是忍不住笑了,对啊,我也是着相了!这后宫里头,混到钟意和我这地位和阶段,可不是混吃等死就是最终追求了? 钟意给我倒了半碗热汤放我面前的炕桌上,继续感慨到:“要是硬说要找点追求啊,那就是我偶尔来幻想一下,要是能养个宠物玩玩就好了!猫也行,狗也行,小时候可以揣手里当暖手宝,大了可以放脚边当暖脚宝,啧啧,想想都觉得很美好啊!” 我端起汤碗来喝一口,那暖暖的热流通过口腔和食道,不过三两秒间便缓缓将我整个人都升腾出来了更为舒适的热度,我这会子心情正好,也就不给钟意的幻想泼冷水了,只建议道:“这个追求虽然是不现实,但也还算有法子让你过把瘾——你下回等小白来看你,你就候着脸皮喊他变个小狗子给你看顺带揣手里暖手,等再过个三两年,他能变大狗子了,你就顺带伸脚过去暖脚……好歹你算他的便宜奶奶,没道理这孩子敢不孝顺你的,他不肯你就拿个拐棍子敲他一顿就好了!” “我要是有拐棍子,我倒是先把你敲一顿!”钟意装出个恶狠狠模样,对我呲牙咧嘴的亮出一口大白牙,“小白这都要选通房丫头了,我还能拿他暖手?到时候只怕我手都还没伸出去,那群等着上位当妃嫔的小丫头们就得用眼刀子把我切成碎片片了!我还是想想就好,小命要紧哪!” 说起来小白这通房丫头,我倒是想起来方才何嬷嬷说的什么侄孙女来,便也和钟意说了起来:“钟意啊,你这回可是猜得准!何嬷嬷真是有人选在心里,等着咱们开口给机会呢!刚才把她娘家一个什么侄孙女夸得那叫一个天上有地上无的,估计给这女孩儿背上插对翅膀,就能扑腾扑腾就飞回天上当仙女去了!” 钟意笑道:“那么个仙女就送进来这宫里当宫女?何嬷嬷心里不觉得亏了?” “你之砒霜,彼之蜜糖。”我也笑了,只是这笑意里嘲讽意味掩都掩不住,“钟意,咱们觉得好好的女孩儿进宫来就是白瞎了,就是浪费了青春,可是别人不这么想啊!人家可是把这通房丫头的差使当成是抢手的香饽饽呢!且看着罢,不仅是这何嬷嬷,就是陈掌司,甚至是冯纶,说不准都得在这事上插一脚!一群半大孩子,各自有后台,忽然聚一起还不得乌骨鸡似的你瞪我,我瞪你的?到时候可就热闹了!只盼可别闹出什么不好收拾的幺蛾子来就阿弥陀佛了!” 我从来不知道我有铁口神算的天分,不过半月后,我就发掘出来这新潜能了!用钟意的话说,我这就是标准的一语成籖…… 因为我面对着这一群明明衣服穿得一模一样,发髻上头小花朵儿,发簪发钗耳坠子却是各自争艳的小女孩儿,深深的无力感就喷涌而出……这群小娃儿啊,这才几个人?就已经深得宫斗精髓了?才六个平均十四五的小毛孩呢,怎么地就还没见着小白这正主儿就开始窝里反了? 我这不是还没瞎么?要不要当着我的面就暗暗的眼刀子这边飞来那边飞去啊?!
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