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我便问小白:“那皇上你是让你意姐姐怎么和何嬷嬷说的?且由着她们闹去么?” 小白闻言暴躁道:“不由着她们闹能怎么?总没得让朕或是意姐姐出头给她们训话处置罢?朕不见她们,意姐姐也莫要见她们,就这节骨眼上,她们把意姐姐生吞了的心都有!国师又扣着你在映月宫不放了……就让她们闹呗,闹狠了朕就趁机给全扔出宫了事!” 钟意也附和道:“就是呀,连何嬷嬷也只是在我面前哭哭啼啼的喊着让我帮忙找小白找你想法子解决,都没敢让我直接出头,想来我如今就是秀女们眼里的共同敌人,我出头还不是便宜了她们有个目标可以团结一致了……” 我想了想,放下了炭笔和纸张,起身来预备出门,往外头扬声喊了桃叶给我预备出门衣裳,然后对钟意说:“这事你不出头是对的,让我来罢,反正她们也奈何我不得,使绊子也不会浪费力气使我身上。本来嘛,这群秀女估计家里后院也是花红柳绿一片春的,那些小心思小手段自小看多了也都基本上全会了,这时候闹腾,无非也是太闲了的缘故,我就给点事儿她们忙,有奔头了有可以互相撕扯的对象了,也就没空折腾别人了。” 好奇宝宝的乔飞星从来都是有问题要解决的主,抢先好奇问道:“宁容,你能找什么事儿出来忙?” 我没直接答他,反是去问小白:“皇上可记得旧例上头怎么说的?秀女进宫后学规矩一月后方可面圣,没错吧?然后呢?” 小白虽然不知道我这葫芦里卖的是什么药,但也老实的回忆着那些旧例来答了我:“这事没错,学规矩的时间有长有短,一般都是一月为限居多,也曾有特殊时期,例如朕皇祖父晚年那时,就忙着晋封新人,缩短了一半时日,说是半月学习规矩即可。随后就是面圣留牌,庭开宴席,以赠送食盒定夺,盒中予果者留宫定封号,予花者送还其家算落选……” 说着说着,小白忽然警惕起来,瞥我一眼忽地警告我道:“你且别打着让朕出头的主意!朕才不想见这群不省心的!” 我被小白这防御过当的样子逗笑了,便安了安他的心道:“你放心,我没那么心眼子坏,不会把你立着在秀女们面前当靶子的……我只是想问一问,这可曾有先例是什么不常见的?例如找画师给秀女画像再上呈啊,提前给办个宴席让后宫其他人见见啊,或者是让秀女们参与什么节日庆典啊之类的?” 小白狐疑答道:“这那有那么多你想的这些杂七杂八的先例?你这是打算干什么?什么画像上呈?人都到宫里了还不知道什么模样么,这是你们经常说的脑子进水了才再折腾罢?什么办宴席参与节日庆典?都不知道能留在宫里几个呢,费这劲做什么?” 钟意却是最懂我想做什么的,拍手笑道:“宁容,咱们就玩画像这个如何?这个比后两个好玩又安全又省事多了!想想她们费老大劲的斗来斗去,最后咱们找些不怎么滴画师把她们画得一塌糊涂……哈哈哈,想想都好玩哪!” 小白见钟意也参一脚来了,更疑惑不解了,不由得问钟意道:“意姐姐,你也知道这些东西?这都打那儿听说来的?” “打哪来的你别管!”我和钟意异口同声说道,这时候就看出来了,多年的默契是多么重要啊!这些个从各种宫斗脑残文脑残剧里学来的招数,要我和钟意怎么解释才能解释清楚?还是留着我俩自个儿的心照不宣就够了! 小白有些儿郁闷,应该是好些日子没见过我和钟意这种默契得他插不进嘴的情况了,只得闷闷的应道:“那你们自己商量着玩去罢,朕是不管了!” 还是乔飞星可怜这小徒孙,过来安慰安慰他道:“乔云白,你也别管了,本来这后宫也是她们女人自己折腾就好的,你只管放手让她们去就是了。你且看我,是不是从来不理会这些事儿?只要闹不出什么大事,你又能兜着的,就且由她们去就是了!我这几日又和宁容翻译出来些前人札记里的东西,有些儿我觉着还是能用得着的,你且过来,我和你说说。” 郁闷的小白和开通的乔飞星便只好结伴一旁去嘀咕这札记的事情了,也就真是不管我和钟意怎么商量了。 钟意这人嘛,正经事儿也许未必件件在行,但是出鬼点子和馊主意还是一把合格且优秀的好手的!况且这货看的宫斗狗血剧不是一般的多,整理集合出来后,杀伤力也好,狗血程度也罢,绝对是远远在我之上的! 我听着钟意这眉飞色舞的跟我商量着怎么怎么的给选些不靠谱的画师,怎么怎么的给秀女们挖坑让她们使劲的使银子,怎么怎么的顺便让何嬷嬷给就着这事发点儿小财得了……忽然就有感而发道:“钟意啊,你真是白瞎了以前看那么多狗血文了啊!现在真是让你英雄无用武之地了!” 钟意翻了一对超大号白眼甩我身上,忿忿道:“宁容,咱们还是不是一个战壕里的战友?我这是正经给你出主意呢,你还笑我!我告诉你,我才不要有这种‘英雄有用武之地’呢!小白有我一个还不够?要是真敢再来几个女人让我试手,我就先把小白试手!别以为长得像萨摩耶我就下不得手让他变那啥!” 钟意说这话时声音稍微大了些,屋子那头的俩萨摩耶隐约的有一句没一句稍微听了点儿,也是有听没懂,小白便问道:“这是说什么呢?别又瞎扯到朕身上来了罢?” “没你事儿,不要你管!”我再次和钟意异口同声,说完这句后,彼此忍不住都笑出了声来,钟意捶我肩窝一下,我拿肩膀回击着撞回去一下,然后就笑着闹着滚做了一团……

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