第七十章 玛卡巴卡滚筒洗衣机(1 / 1)
小师妹靠发疯文学带飞全宗门
豆沙包哇
1084 字
2023-09-28
与此同时。其他亲传还在城外打转。“依我看,音少宗主和萧师兄进去这么久都没有音讯,多半是解决了。”万兰蹙眉看向所有人。“那还说不准是在里面抢舍利子!”白巡哼哼出声。“也可能音少宗主死了!”温郸对回音宗还是抱有极强的敌意。这话让音蕊瞬间发飙:“温郸!你长得丑也就算了,嘴怎么还这么贱!”“修真界上四条街,你不打听打听谁是爹!”音蕊深深的觉得就算她哥是个智障,但智障也只能她骂!两人直接打起来了,战况激烈!扯头发抓耳朵吐口水撒泼!没有技巧全是本能。瞬间,其余亲传弟子围成一圈儿表情丰富多彩。白巡:“卧槽!”白越:“居然吐口水!”万兰拉着万图心有余悸:“咱们站远点。”从战况来看,城外这些憨批跟舍利子是没有缘分了。......城内。姜右不停地擦眼睛看向前方:“我的娘啊.....”暗卫:“城主,你眼珠子需要抠下来洗洗吗?”虽然眼前画面确实很炸裂!姜右沉默了下:“不,我再看看,云晓是哪一宗的亲传?”“听说是清风宗的。”“清风宗的掌门不管管吗?”“听说清风宗掌门精神分裂,门内长老在向万药宗问药。”“......”姜右和暗卫双双沉默,他们目光再度落到云晓和她的师兄们身上。音绝脚步在后退:“你想干什么!”萧则直接将剑横在跟前:“你别过来!”去他娘的!他俩真想把眼珠子抠出来洗洗,怎么就遇上云晓这变态玩意儿了!云晓直接让几个师兄饿狼咆哮把音绝和萧则按住,她笑得诡异:“大家都是亲传,你们跑啥呀!”她手上捏着俩丸子就往跟前凑。精致柔美的侧脸散发着善良的光芒。“你们知道的。”“我和我的师兄们真的很喜欢舍利子。”“我是真的舍不得让给你们。”她说话的时候又带上忧郁的气质。两人下意识咽了咽口水。音绝眼神一闪:“既然都是亲传,你现在做的事不应该是放开我们吗?”萧则咆哮:“想什么美事儿呢!这变态没扒了你的皮都是好的!”音绝想到之前云晓张开血盆大口笑的表情。大约她做不出什么人能做的事情。为什么?为什么这颗舍利子这么难拿?云晓为难:“是的呢,我现在有一件事需要你们牺牲一下。”她想把音绝和萧则扔出城外,这个确实需要一点力气。音绝和萧则互看一样,后背发凉!他俩被云晓整的现在头发都还没长起来!她真想生吃了他们?云晓疯狂微笑:“我准备把你们扔出城外,麻烦配合一下吃药别动。”音绝:?萧则:??暗中偷窥的城主姜右和暗卫:???这......明着硬喂药啊???!!!!音绝绷着的表情终于裂了:“你TM真能干出这事儿?”云晓直接掐住下巴给他俩吃下去,随后咧嘴一笑:“真能!”“唔唔唔唔唔唔!!!”两人拼命瞪大眼睛拒绝还是成了软脚虾。当时他俩以为自己真的会被毒死。后来云晓一手一个将他们倒提起来当铅球甩的时候。还不如死了!云晓化身金刚芭比兴冲冲抡起俩腿甩的呼啦呼啦的!!“芜湖!”“套马的汉子你甩出城墙!”“咻——”“啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!”一阵
尖叫归于平静。城主:“......”甩飞两人之后,远去的秃头僵尸也反应过来了。僵尸怎么会有金牙和象牙呢???都死了只有黄牙断牙才对!而且他们是什么时候死的,它秃头老大居然不知道?“嗬嗬嗬嗬嗬嗬!!!”僵尸大军去而复返。果然看见准备开溜的五人组。“嗬嗬嗬!杀了他们!”秃头僵尸嗷嗷叫。云晓撇撇嘴:“我可是老大,说翻脸就翻脸你玩不起,至于么?”城主听着云晓的话顿感荒谬:“......”她难道就没有意识到,现在他们五个人要对付的一整条街的僵尸?曲云阳咽了咽唾沫,看着黑压压僵尸大军:“小师妹,我觉得我们现在得先跑。”简千潇额头冷汗:“我也觉得。”时逾白和江行舟已经一人拉住她一只胳膊。云晓从兜里掏了掏:“小旋风丹。”“这个......”简千潇表情复杂。云晓嘿嘿嘿一笑:“绝对有用。”她当先吃了一枚:“大师兄二师兄三师兄四师兄赶紧的!”“我们比比谁转的快!”说完她当即手伸直了,巴掌也伸直了!“呼哧呼哧呼哧!!!”“洗衣机进化——”“玛卡巴卡!滚筒洗衣机!”随即她大喝一声!整个人高速疯狂旋转起来,像陀螺一样犀利朝僵尸群画Z字前进!简千潇和曲云阳互看一眼!这也实在太炸裂了!!!江行舟艰难盯着手上的小旋风丹。是名声重要还是闯出去重要?时逾白温和笑:“四师弟,我们没有名声。”江行舟:“......”云晓在靠近僵尸群的时候,它们躁动了。“生人气息!”“是活人在接近!”“吃了他们!”高速旋转中的云晓歪嘴邪魅一笑:“服装批发,我来了!”她旋转的速度越来越快,终于在接近第一个僵尸的时候借用旋转抽它巴掌扒了它的袍子就跑!云晓充满斗志:她要赚钱,拿来吧你!僵尸挨了大比兜一脸懵逼:???!!!这生人为什么扒它衣服!它还怎么找对象???接下来只要是云晓经过的地方,僵尸都没了袍子。光秃秃一片。僵尸群里顿时吵吵开了。还没等它们气疯,又是四个滚筒洗衣机进了僵尸群!曲云阳有样学样在抽飞僵尸的同时顺带也扒了僵尸袍子!简千潇没忍住翻了白眼:“你脱它袍子干啥?”曲云阳骂骂咧咧:“卖钱啊!赶紧的!”江行舟表情十分精彩,他真的想知道小师妹脑子里究竟在想什么。云晓凑到他面前:“四师兄,赶紧扒。”江行舟:“能卖出去?”“总有人有特殊癖好,瞧瞧这刺绣,瞧瞧这面料有多难得!”云晓抠门也不是一天两天了。她数数蛇皮口袋里,差不多有几百件了。“大师兄二师兄三师兄四师兄,现在衣服够了。”“前方十里有一个超大粪坑,往那边走!”曲云阳扭头震惊:“小师妹,你想干啥?”
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