第九十七章 嚯水鬼大战树猴(1 / 1)
小师妹靠发疯文学带飞全宗门
豆沙包哇
1050 字
2023-09-28
【这届长老:犯法的事儿一件不干,缺德的事儿一件不落】【哦~天剑宗主我也会舞剑了喔~】【你家小公主会舞剑还会唱歌吗?我会哦~】【哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈肚子都笑没了!】【我家小公主会舞剑了喔传下去!】【我家小公主会舞剑了喔+1】【我家小公主会舞剑了喔+2】【+3+4+5+6+7+8+9......】#爆!天剑宗主之女金丹修为终于学会了舞剑!场内一片和谐。万兰凑近观察马桶搋子还上手摸摸:“这个是怎么制作的?”虽然长得很奇怪,但不得不说效果很神奇。万苏戳戳万兰的胳膊:“二师姐,若是有了这个咱们炼药中途吸出杂质这一关会轻松很多。”至少能减少一半的时间。曲云阳笑眯眯凑近:“想要跟我们合作?”“这东西是小师妹发明的,你们得跟她谈。”“那云晓师姐有什么要求?”万苏小小声:“难吗?”万兰抿唇:“我去问问。”“加油!”曲云阳比划一个拳头的姿势:“看好你哦!”“嗯。”万兰沉默了一下:“我有点怕。”怕她说出什么恐怖的话。场外其他宗门长老也是同样的想法。云晓的嘴从来不知道会蹦出什么言论。“云晓师妹,我们就这个搋子想要跟你合作,考虑长期向清风宗进货。”万兰友好靠近,笑得温柔。“好!”云晓毫不犹豫的答应了,她本来还想带回去捅茅厕呢。“利润?”“四六分如何?”万兰思考:“清风宗六,我们四。”“合作愉快!”云晓快乐的和万兰握手:“土豆可以变成土豆泥,玉米可以变成玉米泥,我可以变成我爱泥,请放下你的羞涩,速速跟我上修真论坛合作!”“现身吧,我的合作爱人!”万兰一脸懵逼:???!!!七星宗一脸惊悚:???!!!自家师兄震惊:!!!!!紧接着清风宗和万药宗排排站,中间是笑得灿烂的云晓和万兰拿着一条大花红绸。江行舟剪彩:“合作愉快!”众亲传鼓掌:“啪啪啪啪!!!”云晓果断将合作剪彩仪式上传修真论坛——绿色含苞待放的荷花里缓缓升起一个红色的马桶搋子,清风宗和万药宗在后面手拉手跳迪斯科比心!阴间配乐:“花开的时候你就来看我~”“等你来摘最美的那一朵~”【搋子:整这死出!】【你们别这么潮,我怕我跟不上啊!】【你们是不是得风湿了!】【骚搋子,你这么潮不要命了.哭哭JPG.】【万药宗半夜坐起来:她没事儿吧???】【怎么办哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈脚底抠出了三室一厅!】剪彩仪式结束以后,万药宗的亲传恨不得只露个屁股在外面。脸要藏起来,就这么点省着点丢。接下来的时间距离秘境结束也没多久了,云晓等人杀了不少妖兽积分。但还是足足两天还没看见天剑宗和回音宗的弟子。“他们还活着吗?”在其余亲传好奇两宗处境的时候,云晓的躺前烦恼:“这被子到底哪边是长的哪边是短的?”于是云晓在线甩起了印度飞饼。江行舟动了动嘴:“左边。”众亲传:“......”【所以我买了条纹的被套,条纹和我平行就是正确的,和我垂直就是九十度反了,拉链在头这边就是一百八十度反了。】【好真实。】【哈哈哈哈哈哈印度飞饼知名表演选手!】万苏有些好奇的凑近云晓:“云晓师姐,我们就在这儿等他们吗?”“可以躺着等。”云晓给出最真实的回答。万
苏实在是好奇像云晓师姐这么清奇的人到底有没有喜欢的人,于是他就问出口了。江行舟两只耳朵静悄悄小弧度竖起来。云晓托腮:“有一些,怎么了?你是想要一个机会还是想要一个答案?”万苏:???!!!江行舟:???!!!!眼见万苏震惊的瞪大眼,云晓接着苦恼:“没办法,现在是淡季,怎么,你要跟我抢人?”万苏:“......”【现在是淡季,你把握机会】【哈哈哈哈四个师兄一个王可可,万苏是想当老6?】【有一些啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈】眼见他们都震惊瞪大了眼睛,云晓长吁短叹:“公元前180000年的我和你们,那时候无忧无虑,没有容貌焦虑,不用考虑穿啥,也不会abc,你们天天带我去摘布拿拿,真怀念啊......”万药宗:“......”七星宗:“......”江行舟:“......”【你来自元谋我来自周口,我拉起你毛茸茸的手,轻轻地咬上一口,友情让我们直立行走。】【要吃布拿拿吗?我给你们摘】突然暗河那边传来动静。“快藏起来!”云晓飞快招手往树上窜,江行舟挂在她腿边。几宗亲传学着她‘唰’地窜上了树,动作比猴子还要灵活。一颗树上胡乱挂上七八个猴儿,分外壮观。“云晓师姐,现在要做什么?”万苏压低了声音看向前方。云晓深沉冒出一个字:“等。”“回音宗和天剑宗上来了。”万兰也插了一句。“我知道,等会儿送他们一个好玩的东西。”云晓笑得阴森森:“有朋自远方来,不亦乐乎。”终于,萧则和音绝一行人从暗河爬上来了。曲云阳瞬间飙出:“卧艹.....嘈切切错杂弹,大珠小珠落玉盘。”他敏锐察觉到现在不应该因为萧则的红花裤衩嘎嘎笑出声,瞬间收回去吟诗一首。【哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈】【哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈】【整一个雅俗共赏!!!】【没关系,把脏话说出去心就干净了】【这个反应速度一看就是拥有同一个童年】恰好在这时,王可可端着菊花茶迈着老大爷步子回来坐下。他定睛一看此时秘境的场面顿时乐了:“嚯!水鬼大战树猴!”众长老:!!!!【我幻听?】【啥?啥???】【水鬼大战树猴???】【哈哈哈哈哈哈哈神TM的水鬼大战树猴!!】【王长老是有些会说话在身上的嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎】
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