第一百九十一章《腰间盘突出及腰肌劳损》(1 / 1)
小师妹靠发疯文学带飞全宗门
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2023-09-28
果不其然,天剑宗主再次有消息的时候,差点被膳堂当成猪杀了。“宗主!”长老们哭唧唧:“你怎么又被打了?”“救找大夫.”云渺也就说了四个字就两眼一翻被抬走治疗了。又过了一刻钟。天剑宗主醒了过来,实在忍不住就想去找王可可。长老死死抱住他的大腿鬼哭狼嚎:“宗主,你就别去找清风宗麻烦了,你都挨了半个月揍都找不到人!”“再说了,你不觉得清风宗真的很恐怖吗?尤其是云晓!你要是动了她的师门,平时她就很吓人,指不定她急了能吃人!”“真的太可怕啊!”“就是啊!今天你能被抬去当猪杀,明天你就上桌子了!!!”“那我被白白打了就不管了?”天剑宗脸上都是沧桑的表情:“你去给我多买一些盔甲法器。”此时,天剑宗的财务突然走进屋里,面无表情:“.没钱,你杀了我算了。”屋子里,陷入了死一般的寂静。*蓉城小院。这会儿云晓五人组在讨论江行舟带的张铁蛋跟万药宗万图抢生意对上的事儿。“小师妹这个东西”简千潇和曲云阳都脸色诡异的看了看桌子上的东西,又看了看江行舟。小师妹就算不用灵力也能制作一些奇奇怪怪的道具,而这些道具跟她本人有着惊人的相似,一样带着一股疯批劲儿,不是人且透着一股能吃人的感觉。曲云阳到现在都记得前几日云裳晕倒在地,起来疯疯癫癫抱着大石头当儿子的表情,他从没见过那样放声高歌抱石头的疯子,几乎颠覆他所有认知,且只剩下一个感觉:幸好小师妹在清风宗。云晓:“.”要不是清风宗师兄师父和王可可都好,她才不干这些事儿。过了一会儿云晓在院子边边堵到一只蟑螂,她和几个师兄一致表决采用新研发的道具,并立即执行。将蟑螂包起来丢个道具给它的时候,云晓不禁感叹:“大师兄二师兄三师兄,你们说一会儿会不会有个它巨大的祖宗探头进来问我们谁让它腰扭断的?”曲云阳伸手戳戳:“不能吧?”简千潇鄙视:“谁关心我们玩蟑螂?”时逾白默默。过了一会儿,江行舟推开院门,看见扭曲的蟑螂,就问:“这蟑螂腰扭断了?”三个师兄:“.”云晓:“.”【四师兄:我送你们一起去见祖宗】【巨大的祖宗!】【哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈】【太君!她!是她折断的!!!】【啊啊啊啊啊啊阿!!!!巨大的祖宗!!!!啊啊啊啊啊!!!!】第二日,江行舟带上张铁蛋跟万药宗万图竞争生意的时候。万图姗姗来迟,且穿上自制盔甲。江行舟:“.你做什么?”万图:“.我二师妹说了,你们清风宗能吃人。”他也要裂开了。怎么生意就跟清风宗武力值最变态的江行舟杠上了。【笑死!清风宗能吃人!哈哈哈!!!!】【云晓以一己之力将宗门全部带歪了!】【如果江行舟不用道具的话万图还是有机会的】【万图刚来他就用了】【.】万图小心翼翼跟江行舟同时进门。结果他鼻子有些痒痒打了个喷嚏瞬间动不了了。一刻钟后,大夫把他拉走了,诊断——《腰椎间盘突出加腰肌劳损》江行舟:“.”老板:“.”场外观众:“.”接下来几日,只要万图想谈生意他就出问题。《换裤子导致抽筋》、《吃锅子低血糖》、《没吃到鸡爪饭被气晕》、《打哈欠脱臼》、《和狗抢被抢走的鸡打了四千钱的银针》、《被同宗师妹吓出高血压》。《看戏笑到肠胃炎》等。万图要疯了:“从今天起,我要离清风宗十万八千里远!!!!”下一秒他因为自己的话再次气急到急性心肌梗塞。<
/br>曲云阳看着这一系列的连锁反应也是呆了呆。简千潇瞬间来精神了:“小师妹,这什么道具?”云晓:“脆脆道具。”万药宗弟子也要疯了。万兰抓头发:“啊啊啊啊啊!”再次醒来的万图:“呜呜呜呜呜”【别在乎蓉城商战抢夺率了,先在乎弟子存活率吧!!】【悠着点!】【我靠哈哈哈哈哈哈真的是脆脆道具】【看到了当代亲传的fw体质】【哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!!!】事后,老板说什么也不让万图上门谈生意,还在门口挂了牌子。所以生意直接被江行舟谈下来。云晓后来想着还是带师兄们去看望一下万图吧。于是五人组挤进万图的小院子。“我来看你。”江行舟面无表情。“万师兄你还好吧?我也来看你。”下一秒云晓热情的拿出几个白面馒头。万图:???!!!【哈哈哈哈哈哈哈抠门还得是云晓!】【她能带馒头去看万图,我觉得关系已经算好的了哈哈哈哈】【谁家看病人吃馒头啊!】【我真的是看一次笑一次!】万图要气死了:“我不吃。”“啊?你不吃啊?”云晓纳闷儿点点头:“那不吃我就带回去了,这馒头还是上次天剑宗拿的。”万图:!!!!!他越想越气不过,他都成这样了,说不吃云晓还真打算把馒头重新带回去?万图:“我要吃!馒头留下!”云晓包馒头的手顿了顿,有些恋恋不舍将馒头递给他。“就一个,也不多,你省着点吃。”云晓感叹。万图:“?????”“你就给我一个馒头?”“这一个馒头我攒了七天都没舍得吃!”云晓义愤填膺:“都说礼轻情意重,你怎么还嫌弃呢!”几个师兄望天望地:“.”万兰:“.”【《攒了七天》】【从清风宗顺来的???顺人家馒头???】【,et√】【万图你不吃她真的把馒头带走了!!!!】云晓离开万图院子的时候,万图继急性心肌梗塞之后气成斗鸡眼。
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