第一百二十一章 疯狂小胖子(1 / 2)

造化剑仙 伪写不究 2101 字 2023-09-28

果然,小胖子也是这么想的,只听他道:“我们初来乍到肯定没有得罪人,如若非要说得罪人,或许昨日的尤星汉算一个,但是凭借他的度量和身份,应该不会亲自出手,我猜很有可能是他后面那个长得巨丑的女子搞得!”

其实,那个女子并不丑,甚至还颇为靓丽,只不过,得罪了小胖子,任你风华<span>绝</span><span>代</span>、<span>倾</span><span>国</span><span>倾</span><span>城</span>,到他嘴里都是“巨丑”。

只不<span>过</span>,陆白此时的关<span>注</span>点并不在上面,否则无论怎样他都得整两句,<span>但</span>是现在显然不<span>是</span>这般调笑小胖子的时候。

“嗯,很有可能,只不过,不知道这是不是尤星汉的示意,或者默许,还是说,是他人的私下行为。”陆白目光微微闪烁,一边点头,一边沉吟道。

“哎呀,你管他是谁指示的呢,你现在就是大难临头了,还不飞?”

小胖子急得不行,在陆白眼前来回走动,急促地开口道:“你现在最好出去躲躲,等这个风头过了再说。”

“不能躲。”陆白淡淡摇头,声音平静:“再说了,外院不能挑起争斗,否则会被逐出剑宗,这是规定。”

“哎呀,都什么时候了,你还在这装冷静呢,快走吧,现在就是危急时候。<span>他</span><span>们</span><span>就</span><span>算</span><span>不</span><span>能</span><span>当</span>众把你打残打死,但打伤应该是没问题的,再说了,如若规定打伤不行,那教训你一顿总是可以的吧?”

小胖子有些气急的说道,恨不得指着陆白的鼻子数落,那种焦急,颇有些“皇上不急太监急”的意味,甚至,他都恨不得自己替陆白逃跑。

但是,陆白内心却有些感动,这小胖子是真的把自己当作朋友。

而想到自己来到剑宗认识的“第一个”朋友,便是如此真诚,这让他心中很是触动。

“没事的,相信我,他们<span>绝</span><span>不</span><span>会</span><span>把</span><span>我</span><span>怎</span><span>么</span><span>样</span>的。”

陆白拍了拍小胖子的肩膀,引得那肥胖身躯一阵颤抖。

见到陆白那一脸微笑的模样,仿佛胸有成竹,无比自信,小胖子也不再那么焦急,<span>狐</span><span>疑</span><span>地</span><span>望</span><span>着</span><span>他</span>:“你是不是有什么依仗?”

陆白笑而不语。

“这次多大的麻烦都能摆平吗?”

小胖子不放心地问道。

陆白沉吟片刻,心中思忖着玫姨的分量,然后缓缓点头,道:“差不多。”

玫姨曾经说过,剑宗内多大的麻烦都可以找她,那岂不是说,多大的麻烦都可以摆平?

既然这样,那自己就<span>更</span><span>加</span><span>没</span><span>有</span><span>退</span><span>缩</span><span>的</span><span>道</span>理。

比关系是吧,那就看看谁的硬!

陆白冷笑一声,眸子中带着些许凌厉锋芒。

小胖子放下心来,用那只肥胖的手掌拍了拍陆白的肩膀,笑道:

“我果真没看错你,我想,像你这种气质出众的人怎么会没有点背景呢?果然,让我等到了,林兄弟,以后我就依仗你了,希望你别让我失望。”

陆<span>白</span>嘴角微微抽<span>搐</span>,旋<span>即</span>便瞪了他一眼,道:“走,跟我<span>出</span>去看看。”

“啥?!”

小胖子一下子惊讶了,但随即便反应过来,哈哈大笑两声,深以为是地点头道:

“确实应该这样,你这强大的背景不能只有我知道,不能敝帚自珍,我们要大方示人,要让所有人知道,都要敬我们,<span>都</span><span>要</span><span>怕</span><span>我</span><span>们</span>,<span>这</span><span>样</span>以后我们走在剑宗里才倍有面子!”

随后,他又嘀咕道:“小爷也想威风一下,背<span>景</span>实力也够,只可惜现实条件不允许,否则还容得了其他人在我面前狂吠?真是<span>太</span>小瞧我了!只可惜,<span>我</span>答应了他,小爷我也是一<span>个</span>有信用的人。”

陆白闻言,一脸不善的望着他,眼中杀意腾腾,没有出声。

小胖子悻悻地缩了缩脖子,讪讪一笑,扔下一句话便走了,“我先替你在前面开路!”

“唉。”陆白叹了口气,神色颇为无奈,这个活宝。

稍微收拾一下房间,他便关上房门,施施然地朝着外院出口走去。

沿着整齐的林荫小道朝着出口方位走去,还没走上几步,便见到前方乌泱泱的有不少人,将中间区域围个水泄不通。

但陆白却能隐约听到熟悉的声音在那里放话,那般态度,不说很是低调,起码颇为嚣张,听起来连陆白都想扁他!

“你们别动手动脚的,我家大哥待会就过来教你们做人,让你们在这给我吹牛,待会你们一个别走,让我大哥好好给你们上一课,让你们以后擦亮眼,知道哪些人是你们不能得罪的!”

“还有你,整天给我拽的跟个二五八万似的,一头绿毛,你以为自己很帅啊?自称是曹辉,却长得像个xx似的,刚才还给我一阵推搡,我就关注到你了,你别给我跑啊。”

“还有你,长得像个狗熊似的,你以为自己胖就是健壮啊?一点力气都没有,空有一副花架子,待会我大哥来了,让你见识一下什么叫做力量!”

“还有你,像只猴子似的,贼眉鼠眼,哪有我和我大哥长得帅气?”

“还有你,一脸欠揍的样子,小心我家大哥梆梆给你两拳,再让你这么嚣张那就是我的错!你给我等着,看我大<span>哥</span><span>出</span><span>来</span><span>会</span><span>不</span><span>会</span><span>叫</span><span>你</span>们做人!”

“你,你,你站住!别想着逃跑,惹恼了小爷,让你们统统倒下!”

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