第24章 四海献宝,披坚执锐(1 / 2)

悟空得了神铁,整个东海龙宫里都是一片惊恐异样的神色。老龙王与那一脸辜的龟丞相对视了一眼又一眼,都有倾诉不完的心悸与苦涩。

悟空将那如意金箍棒变成绣花针大小,塞进耳朵里。老龙王看得呆了:好家伙!竟然还有这种神操作?早知如此,我们也将那宝贝藏在耳道里不好么!……

龟丞相纠结地看看老龙王:这猴头就像是五百年前那只战天斗地的灵明石猴一样,是那神铁认定的人选。这五百年来,神铁在我们龙宫里可曾寂寞过,可曾躁动过,可曾发过光?……五百年前那只灵明石猴曾让天界为之动容,如今这只可也不是省油的灯啊,看来又快要变天了!……

老龙王叹息一气,苦瓜一样的愁容满面:变不变天跟我们东海有一毛钱的关系吗?唯独让我担心的,是这定海神珍被他拿了去,他再生出什么祸端,就会有用心之人编排到我们头上,而后就跟我们秋后算账了,因为这神铁原本就是在我们东海失手的嘛!而况,这东西渊源颇深,神铁被取,可是按不下捂不住的泼天大事啊!……

龟丞相看着老龙王唉声叹气,自告奋勇地为主分忧:大王不必担心,老相我已想好对策。就问大王一句,玉龙三太子给咱们惹了一身骚,让咱们受了这么多平白故的委屈,却让他们西海置身事外,大王过意的去么?

龙王当然坚定地摇摇头。

龟丞相使个眼色:那就看我的吧。我们吃的这些冤枉气总不能默默独吞,至少要让哥几个都来尝尝吧。……

悟空正在兴奋地把玩金箍棒,自然没有看到老龙王与龟丞相的眼神交。终于感谢一番东海龙宫割爱赠宝的美意,意欲起身告辞。龟丞相却纵身将他按住,眯了眯眼,慢条斯理道:“上仙这就要走?不觉得少点什么?”

悟空眨眨眼:“少了什么?”

“话说修仙之人,之所以能够神通广大、碾压众生,皆赖通天入地的神器与法宝;而要彰显自己与众不同的仙阶与身份,靠的却是显露人前的披挂与包装。上仙有此通天神器在手,当然足以提气养神、提升规格、抬高身价,着实可喜可贺。但是……上仙的这副行头……您觉得真的相称吗?”

悟空看了看自己浑身上下这副经过一番缠斗越加破旧的丝袍,一股难以名状的心痛感猛然滋生。

这身丝袍在裤腰处开了几条缝,膝盖之地破了几个孔,尤其是腿脚下半部分,两腿管子布条在迎风飘扬,——意当中,竟与时尚前卫者的精髓与内涵不谋而合。

见他百般爱怜之情溢于言表,龟丞相慢吞吞道:“有些行头用得久了,难免会产生感情,舍不得丟掉。但既然倾注了许多情感,为何不把它替换下来,好生珍藏,而要眼睁睁看着它在身上继续坏下去?”

悟空听出了言外之意,目光一动,问道:“龙宫可是有好的行头相赠?”

龟丞相笑道:“敝宫虽然装备不全,不敢托大,但是四海龙王富有天下四海,凑出一副披挂又有何难?”

悟空恼怒道:“依你所说,你这龙宫里到底还是没有?凑出一副披挂必定耗费时间,你倒以为我有大把的闲暇跟你们耗着玩?——若是真的有,待老孙下次来取!”

悟空转身欲去,却被龟丞相一把拉住。龟丞相与老龙王都是满脸黑线:您这样的贵客招待一次就够我们憋屈半年了,还怎敢跟您预约下次?

“不需耗费上仙过多时光,顷刻就能凑全!”龟丞相赶紧说。“再说……这一去千山万水,作为一个叱咤风云的上仙大神,闯荡天下也罢,与人对垒也罢,没有一副高端大气上档次的行头,岂不先就让人看扁?话说各种高人,皆靠一手法宝抬高身价,又赖一身披挂撑起门面。上仙单有如此法宝在手,别人会怎么想?输人不输阵,在个人风貌上输上一头,小弟们怎么跟,领导们怎么看?以后怎么肩负重托,怎么带领队伍,怎么在其他绿林好汉面前装腔作势?怎么装逼?……是以,最不能将就的就是行头了!上仙的稍加等候必是值得的!”

“看来老孙还真是却之不恭啊!既然如此盛情难却,那就请便为我去淘换行头吧?不过,若是半柱香烧完,披挂还没到手,可要休怪老孙在你这里试试神铁了!”

“上仙只管静候佳音便是!……”

龟丞相与老龙王赶紧离开这个动不动就要爆发的火-药桶,去到水晶宫殿的正中央。面前一架铁鼓,一口金钟。龙王示意龟丞相,要他去擂鼓撞钟。龟丞相将这旨意传给眼前的鯾提督,鯾提督将那眼神原封不动地派给鲤总兵,鲤总兵又将这意思传达给身边的千夫长。千夫长见附近人可派,只得亲自上阵。

钟鼓响处,南海龙王敖钦、北海龙王敖顺、西海龙王敖闰三大龙王果然顷刻而至。

屏退闲杂人等,三大龙王问起击鼓撞钟的原因,东海龙王便一把鼻涕一把泪地开始了声泪俱下的表演。在龟丞相的有效配合之下,东海龙王添油加醋,突出了因为小肚鸡肠的石猴与咱们玉树临风的玉龙三太子的仇怨而引发的一系列恶果的缘起,描绘了自己为了保全三太子的性命而率领整个龙宫与那睚眦必报的石猴斗智斗勇的事迹,强调了目中人的石猴飞扬跋扈将定海神珍铁据为己有的事实,最后控诉了不可一世的石猴贪得厌强索一身披挂的嚣张气焰。……

一番绘声绘色的动情演说过后,三大龙王怒不可遏。尤其是那西海龙王,脸上青一块紫一块,攥紧了斗大的拳头,热血沸腾地叫道:“大哥!您可受了委屈了!我去跟那石猴拼了!”

东海龙王赶紧急吼吼地劝解:“贤弟能有这份心意,大哥就算领了情了!不必说那猴头法术高强,就是那神铁碰一碰皮破,撞一撞身亡!我们四海联手未必就能取胜。况且如今我们已经将他稳住,可万不能再刺激了他!”

看着东海老龙王没有掺加半点水分的胆怯,三海龙王顿时如被打了镇静剂,心间怒火悄然萎靡,都变得投鼠忌器。偌大的龙宫里,终于只剩下一片可奈何的唉声叹气。

龟丞相解忧道:“眼下我们只能凑出一身披挂,先将他打发出门,随后表奏上天,天庭自会有人下来收拾他!”

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