第76章 师太们太失态了(1 / 1)

大王请住手 立夏重生 1057 字 2023-10-05

我被一群尼姑绑架了,她们对我虎视眈眈,不怀好意。该怎么办?在线等,很急!这是辛卓此刻的真实感受。禅房,不大,二十几个平方的样子,一张矮塌床、一张桌子、一个灯盏;墙上挂着一个“静”字帖、一个“悟”字帖。其余别无他物。他正盘坐在一个蒲团上,面前坐着五个中年尼姑,四个抓自己来的,一个神色冷淡的面生老尼坐在中间位置,手上拿着一柄麈尾拂子。五位尼姑也不说话,就这么静静的看着他。辛卓也静静的看着她们。一炷香!半个时辰!一个时辰!辛卓有点坐不住了,他与捉自己来的几个尼姑并未动手,动手可能也打不过,本想着来坐一坐讲讲道理,横竖出家人不会杀人,然后放了自己,大家还是好邻居。毕竟自己刚刚在扶风府助攻一波,洗白了不少,慈悲为怀的出家人犯不着对自己喊打喊杀不是?但老这么对视,实在让人摸不着头脑。“应该有什么误会!”辛卓冷静而温和的说着,顺便坐直了身体,准备来一通辩论。中间的尼姑终于开口了,声音冷漠,像是逼债的债主而非出家人,只是说出的话让人错愕:“倒是生了副好皮囊!”突然就夸人?辛卓怔了一下,说道:“多谢!但我认为长相并不能表达出一个人的真正品质,我这个人内心其实还是很纯粹的,是善良的、是有正义感的,从某些方面来说,我与各位师太是同类人。”“山贼与尼姑并没有什么不同,是吗?”水月庵武堂监尼普静师太嘴角噙着一抹淡淡的笑意,说不上是嘲讽还是觉得好笑。辛卓眨了眨眼睛,看来太子妃和慧芯尼姑上次去伏龙寨和自己的对话,被这群尼姑知道了,笑了笑:“这么说,倒也没错!”“收了这套鬼话!”普静师太轻甩麈尾,冷冷道:“贫尼且问你,上个月来我水月庵香积厨偷窃食物、自称冲天炮的小贼,是不是你?”当然是我!辛卓做出思考状:“那不能吧?在下虽然是山贼,但不至于做出这种事,要吃的,我大可以下山打劫,当然,是只抢财物、不伤人命那种!”普静冷声道:“当时下山路被饿狼寨堵住了,山脚还有府城捕快,你们下不去。”辛卓道:“师太的推断没有问题,但仅靠这套说辞,并不能证明是我做的,我不能打猎吗?凡事都要讲证据,对吧?”打不到猎,我们下了驱虫散,这种事出家人说不出口,普静只好换了套说辞:“但那小贼的刀法是化境刀法,伏龙山方圆三百里内,有化境刀法的年轻人可不多见!而你,偏偏是其中之一,你与捕头、猛虎寨、饿狼寨的火拼时用的刀法,瞒不过贫尼等人!”“难道就不会是三百里外的人跑来做的,这世上的事谁又说的清?师太着相了!”我就不承认,打死也不承认,你能拿我怎么样?没有把柄,你们出家人还能动手不成?普静和几位师太对视一眼,这事儿也许对辛卓来说不是什么要紧的事,但因普明师太的推断,水月庵和秋宫阁为了面皮之争,们,也你来我往走了十几场。双方都打出了火气,完全不顾其他。若不然,哪有辛卓小贼大发神威做出那些子事的可能?普静深吸一口气:“好吧,那贫尼且问你,太子妃之事,你作何解释?”辛卓考虑了一下事情的前因后果,好像不关自己的事,不由摊摊手:“人家太子妃自己的打算,与我何干?说实话,堂堂一国太子妃,被你们困死尼姑庵做尼姑,万一那太子暴脾气上来,派遣大军征讨水月庵,倒霉的还不是各位师太?从某些方面来说,还是我帮了你们,不是吗?”“好个牙尖嘴利的小贼!”普静师太突然动怒,一身僧袍无风自动,真气飘荡,十分骇人。太子妃之事,看似巧合,实则牵扯极深,事情很隐晦,水月庵向来严密守护太子妃,朝廷之人也不敢妄动,偏偏被一个小山贼搅了局。“别发火,好好说道理。”辛卓不由往后挪了挪。普静强忍怒火:“太子妃那晚有没有与你说过什么?一字不许漏,从实招来!”辛卓笑了笑:“真要我说?”“当然!”“那好,我和太子妃先是辩论了善恶,在下技高一筹赢了她,随后她便不走了,要与我促膝长谈,结果晚上并没有深谈,反而研究了半宿小书,完事了,她说她想明白了,要回去行善天下……”辛卓眨了眨眼,这事儿他觉得没必要隐瞒,没啥意思,说的也都是实话。“小书?”五位师太对视一眼,神色严肃中带着一丝紧张,齐刷刷的盯着辛卓,“是何小书,仔细说说,不许遗漏一个字。”“这……不好吧?你们确定要听?”“确定!”“好!话说前朝宣贞年间,成德府有个张书生,进京赶考,途径一荒山,正逢雨夜,前面有个荒庙,便住了进去,半夜时分,有个年芳二旬的美妇也住了进去……两人谈到浓处,情不自禁,李三姐深情的看着张书生,张书生笑道,好个小娘子,且试小生一记独轮推,独轮推你们知道吗?……”(省略五千字……)五位师太先是不解,然后眉头紧锁,再是目瞪口呆,偏偏又怕遗漏了什么,只好侧耳仔细倾听。越听越不对味,越听额头冷汗越多,最后闹的满脸通红,神色茫然。不由双掌合十,不停的念着阿弥陀佛。正当辛卓说出吴二娘巧笑嫣兮、菩萨巧坐莲台时,普静师太再也忍不住了,勃然大怒:“满嘴污言秽语,可恶的小贼,简直放肆!”红着脸、满头大汗的走出门去。其余四位师太,同样“罪过罪过”红脸夹僧衣出了门。“砰!”房门上锁,四下里恢复安

静。“我所言非虚,千真万确,各位师太莫走,再聊一会呗!”辛卓探着头喊了一嗓子,确定没人会回来,不由长出了口气,对着一群老尼姑扯这些,实在压力太大了。起身活动了一下身子骨,左思右想,这算怎么回事?不放我走了?不知寨子里崔莺儿他们会怎么想?

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