第一五九章 打屁股(1 / 2)

别看哥们孤身一人身陷敌营,周围连个同类帮衬一下都没有,可他们却真不敢把我怎么样,先不说莫格莱尼绝对保我安全的承诺,就说哥们这一身奇特的腐肉能帮白银之手造出大量圣光蛆虫和被遗忘者日渐高涨的实力,白银之手就绝不敢将我置之死地,否则蛆虫断了事小,被遗忘者大举进攻壁炉谷甚至与阿尔萨斯联手事大。</p>

这从布里奇特被莫格莱尼拦下后只是让雷诺·莫格莱尼好好教训中就可以看出一二。</p>

所以,面对雷诺·莫格莱尼和莎莉·怀特迈恩这对狗男女组合,我丫的一点心理负担都没有,从武器架上抄过一把双手巨剑就开始跃跃欲试了。</p>

真不知道莎莉·怀特迈恩是怎么想的,长得那么漂亮的大美女居然喜欢雷诺·莫格莱尼这个未老先衰,年纪没泰兰·佛丁大,胡子却一把一把的小老头,特么的,一看这对美女与野兽的组合我的气就不打一处来。</p>

想我风华正茂一俊小伙,不明不白的就穿越到艾泽拉斯,不明不白的就变成了一具恶臭腐烂的行尸,好不容易碰见个同类,人家还是高冷淡的女王,敢伸咸猪手,分分钟让你灰飞烟灭信不信,接下来想和俩女妖玩玩柏拉图爱情,可女王直接就棒打鸳鸯了,再就是一路逃窜莫名其妙的成了莫格莱尼的俘虏。</p>

可老子都这么惨了,雷诺和怀特迈恩这对狗男女还跟我秀恩爱,你说说你个神圣牧师穿个高叉牧师袍算个什么事,特么的红内内都露出来你知不知道,就这还娇滴滴的藏在雷诺身后,瞧老子硬不起来是不是?</p>

越看我就越不忿,越想我就越生气,一等泰兰·佛丁拿起剑盾,我就嗷嗷叫的对着雷诺冲去。</p>

特么的,你老子不是想让你狠狠收拾我吗?我就打你个生活不能自理先。</p>

几步路功夫,我就冲到了雷诺面前,此时他刚刚安抚好他的小女友,头一转回来就看我冲了过来,吓得他一个踉跄后退一步。</p>

“好机会!”我暗道一声好,举剑就对着雷诺劈去,其力量之大足可开山裂石,其速度之快犹如电闪雷鸣,霎时间就劈到了雷诺肩头,如果不是他穿着一身坚实板甲,我这把没开刃的大剑非得把他剁碎不行。</p>

“卑鄙。”雷诺被我劈倒,嘴里骂了一句,然后快速的朝一边滚去,惊险的躲过了我第二次攻击,而也就是这时,怀特迈恩也撤到了安全距离,一道圣光就对着雷诺淋下。</p>

得到圣光的补充,雷诺肩上的疼痛顿时消失,一个鲤鱼打滚就站了起来,双眼冒火的朝我冲来。</p>

砰!砰!砰!</p>

俗话说虎父无犬子,雷诺虽然人品不咋地,但其战斗风格与他爹一模一样,招招大开大合,剑剑不计伤亡,力量也大,速度也快,一时间打的我只有招架之力而无反击之能。</p>

就这,怀恩迈特那个小婊砸还一个劲的对雷诺施放圣光,跟伟哥似得刺激的雷诺嗷嗷乱叫。</p>

“泰兰你个傻逼赶紧过来帮忙啊,看着我被人家欺负好玩吗?”我再次挡住雷诺劈来的大剑,嘴里直呼泰兰·佛丁支援。</p>

经我一提醒,泰兰·佛丁也来不及穿戴盔甲了,捡起地上的剑盾就朝我冲来,一边冲还一边喊道:“日风你着什么急啊,我护腿还没来得及穿呢。”</p>

气的我真想狠狠的踹他一脚,特么的我都和人血拼上了,你丫的还在穿护甲,到底还有没有兄弟情谊了?不过泰兰·佛丁跑到我身边时,我又禁不住乐了。</p>

只见这小子一手持盾一手持剑,上身扭扭歪歪的套了个胸甲,下身还是来时那条裤子,只是裤带刚解一半,长长的丝带迎风飘扬,双脚更是一只穿鞋一只光脚板,要多滑稽就有多滑稽。</p>

“泰兰,你缠住这小子,我去对付那个小婊砸。”也来不及对泰兰·佛丁交代多么复杂的战术,我喊了一声,直接就扔下雷诺朝怀恩迈特冲去。</p>

“你管谁叫小婊砸呢?”雷诺顿时大怒,一挺身就准备将我拦下,只是,泰兰·佛丁也不是吃素的,一个盾击就将雷诺拍倒,同时说道:“雷诺,你的对手在这里呢。”</p>

见泰兰·佛丁轻松将雷诺拦下,我也心无旁贷的朝怀恩迈特冲去。</p>

“哼,你以为就他一个腐烂行尸也能对付得了莎莉吗?真是太天真了。”雷诺对泰兰·佛丁说道。</p>

“看来灰烬使者并没有对你讲过日风的特殊性,不过你马上就会知道,神圣牧师在面对日风时就如一个手无寸铁的幼童一般。”泰兰·佛丁没有趁机攻击雷诺,而是冷冷的说道。</p>

“那我们就拭目以待吧!”雷诺缓缓站起身,对泰兰·佛丁说了一句,然后又大声对怀恩迈特喊道:“莎莉,用圣击术对付那个小子。”</p>

怀恩迈特其实离我挺远的,差不多得有三十多米吧,不过当雷诺喊话完毕,我也冲到了怀恩迈特面前。</p>

正如雷诺所说,怀恩迈特根本就不怕我这个行尸,以她想来,哪有行尸不惧圣光的呢?所以,三十米的距离,怀恩迈特的圣击术几乎就没停过,其中间或还带有几个治疗术,打的我圣光四射,跟特么一百瓦的大灯泡似得。</p>

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