第三百一十九章 狗急跳墙(2 / 2)

大明王侯 贼眉鼠眼 0 字 2021-04-20

萧凡沉痛的叹了口气,道:“罢了,不说这些让人生气的事儿……迁都的事你注意一下,最近可能有转机了,拿住了纪纲的把柄,不怕他不就范,他若松了口,景清那帮人估计也会改了口风,我的机会来了。”</p>

“就算纪纲松了口也无济于事,毕竟朝中大部分大臣反对迁都,纪纲一党只能代表一小部分,还有那么多大臣拼死反对,迁都恐怕仍旧很艰难……”</p>

萧凡笑道:“无妨,那些顽固的家伙我自有办法对付。”</p>

“你打算如何说服他们举家搬到那贫瘠的北方去?”</p>

“我没打算说服他们,那些家伙满腹酸文腐诗,一张嘴引经据典,满口子曰诗云,我怎么说得过他们?既然不打算讲道理了,索姓做绝一点,用一种不怎么斯文的法子逼他们搬家。”</p>

曹毅听得云里雾里,想了半天仍想不明白萧凡打算用怎样一种“不怎么斯文”的法子逼那些酸腐大臣们就范。</p>

挠了挠头,曹毅道:“纪纲呢?你打算让纪纲得一个怎样的下场?”</p>

“纪纲……我已给他安排了一种很新奇的死法。”萧凡的目光满含冷冽,寒如冰霜。</p>

……………………“脱鲁忽察尔送来了信,他已将福寿膏送给了不少北元鞑子的王公大臣,包括阿苏特部的首领阿鲁台,脱鲁忽察尔让我们尽快多做些福寿膏送去大宁府,据说已有不少蒙古王公吸食上瘾,纷纷找脱鲁忽察尔要货,脱鲁忽察尔现在的福寿膏生意很红火呀……”</p>

萧凡哈哈笑道:“越红火越好,曹大哥,你派人南下,让那些秘密制作福寿膏的工匠们扩大生产,加快速度,以后这玩意儿的需要量会越来越大,另外告诉脱鲁忽察尔,不单单是北元蒙古,我大明周边如高丽,曰本,琉球,建州女真等诸国诸部落也要兼顾,福寿膏是个好东西,一定要让这些小国的王公大臣们都享受到……”</p>

曹毅赶紧点头应是。</p>

“但是有一点一定要脱鲁忽察尔死死记住,福寿膏随便他卖给谁,但绝对不准有一丝一毫流入我大明国境,否则别怪我翻脸,我们也要派出锦衣卫北出塞外,严密监视福寿膏每一斤每一两的流向,若发现有流入大明的迹象,不惜一切代价阻止!”</p>

曹毅点头:“我明白了。”</p>

萧凡轻舒口气,未来的布局终于初见雏形,待到鸦片在大明周边诸国蔓延时,便是大明称雄于世界的时候,那时他再领大军南征北伐,蒙古,曰本等国已被鸦片荼毒得孱弱不堪,将它们纳入大明版图便容易之极了。</p>

何谓盛世?一手执书,一手执剑而已。</p>

二人正说着话,内堂外忽听一阵杂乱的惊呼声,接着一名下人神情惊慌的匆匆跑进来,颤声禀道:“老爷,太虚老神仙他……他出事了!”</p>

萧凡一楞:“他出什么事了?”</p>

下人一脸古怪道:“老神仙刚进了厨房,不知吃了什么东西,出来后便脱了道袍,光着身子满院子乱跑,一边跑一边怪叫……”</p>

萧凡倒抽一口凉气:“裸奔?老家伙吃错药了?”</p>

曹毅一脸艳羡道:“老神仙真是人老心不老,反正我年轻的时候干不出这么不要脸的事……”</p>

萧凡呆楞了一会儿,接着从椅子上跳了起来,头也不回便往后院厨房奔去。</p>

厨房门口围着一群下人,见萧凡来了,纷纷自觉让出一条道来。</p>

萧凡见太虚倒在地上翻着白眼口吐白沫儿,瘦削的身躯直抽抽,浑身一丝不挂的躺着,胯下不文之物一柱擎天,勃然狰狞,全身的皮肤已然充血通红。</p>

萧凡俊脸沉了下来,太虚这模样,分明是吃了春药呀,谁下的药?</p>

张三丰蹲在太虚身前,双手快若闪电般点了太虚胸前几处穴道,太虚抽抽的身躯这才停了下来。</p>

良久,张三丰舒了一口气,缓缓道:“好了,姓命无大碍,不过体内尚存些许余毒未清,外面叫几个青楼姑娘,与他交媾一番,其毒自解。”</p>

萧凡赶紧道:“师伯,师父他这是……炼丹又失败了?”</p>

张三丰瞪了他一眼,道:“师弟许久不曾炼丹了,他是吃了厨房里的一碗燕窝羹后才这副模样的,你府里的下人说,那碗燕窝羹本准备端给你吃的,结果被师弟抢过去喝了……”</p>

萧凡浑身一震,失声道:“有人要害我!”</p>

张三丰哼道:“废话!虽然下的春药,可这种药劲道很强,一次过量的话,足以致命,亏得师弟已修得半仙之身,这才勉强过了一劫……”</p>

身后人影一闪,曹毅窜了过来,凑在萧凡耳边轻声道:“查清楚了,你府上一个厨子下的药,刚才老神仙中招的时候,这个厨子趁乱想从后门溜出去,结果被守门的侍卫发现不对劲,喝令他站住他不听,侍卫于是将他射杀,这人多半被你的仇家收买,可惜没留下活口……”</p>

萧凡面无表情,脑海中闪过一个熟悉的身影。</p>

狗急跳墙,果然如此!</p>

瞧着太虚半死不活躺在地上直哼哼,萧凡一股怒气勃然而发:“吃吃吃!你个老吃货!什么东西都敢往嘴里塞!你知不知道因为你这张嘴中了几次毒了?”</p>

曹毅失笑道:“说也奇怪,老神仙跟毒物似乎有不解之缘,一次两次三次,不知道的还真以为他是寿星公吃砒霜,活腻味了呢……”</p>

萧凡重重叹气:“我怎么偏偏认了这么一号师父!脸都被他丢尽了!饿死鬼投胎似的,什么都吃,他以为他是欧阳锋还是神农啊?……对了,这老家伙昏过去之前说了什么吗?”</p>

张管家弓着身子禀道:“老神仙刚才大叫了一声‘我艹!有毒!’,然后就昏过去了……”</p>

萧凡阴沉着脸,冷冷道:“没错,神农氏临死前也是这么说的。”</p>

曹毅挠头道:“现在怎么办?”</p>

“还能怎么办?派人去青楼,叫几个姑娘来,给这老家伙解毒!”</p>

一旁的张三丰闻言两眼一亮:“师侄啊,贫道给你变个戏法如何?”</p>

萧凡这时满脑子报复计划,闻言拿眼一瞟,没好气道:“师伯,这个时候还变什么戏法儿,您就别添乱了……”</p>

张三丰不管不顾的进了厨房,盛了一碗燕窝羹端到萧凡面前,悠然道:“师侄看仔细了,这是一碗燕窝羹,刚才师弟喝的那种……”</p>

萧凡好奇道:“那又怎样?”</p>

张三丰就地扎了个马步,道:“师侄看仔细了,见证奇迹的时刻……”</p>

说完张三丰一仰脖子,把那碗燕窝羹咕咚咕咚一口不剩的喝了下去。</p>

萧凡瞋目裂眦,失声大叫:“啊——师伯你疯了?”</p>

迎着众人惊骇的目光,张三丰呵呵一笑,道:“瞧见了没?燕窝羹没了!神不神奇?”</p>

众人:“…………”</p>

张三丰气定神闲的捋了一把他那虚无缥缈的白胡须,悠悠道:“现在,贫道也中毒了,师侄啊,速速去青楼,给贫道叫半打姑娘为我解毒,我要胸大腿长屁股翘的,切记切记,速去速回……”</p>

“…………”</p>

(未完待续)</p>

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