58、掉马接掉马(2 / 2)

№6469 = =</p>

很实♂用吗,我去看看</p>

№6470 【自幼脑洞清奇】</p>

什么?!!!!我去微博看看!!!</p>

№6471 = =</p>

对对对,脑补哥快去确认一下</p>

№6472 = =</p>

不是,等等,脑补哥,你注意先把微博视频自动播放关掉啊!</p>

№6473 = =</p>

为啥?这很重要吗?在祠堂看视频不好?</p>

№6474 = =</p>

难道祠堂流量阴阳两重收费?23333</p>

№6475 = =</p>

我懂了,祠堂很安静</p>

№6476 = =</p>

我还是不懂,很安静怎么了?</p>

№6477 = =</p>

楼上的你傻吗,假设你是小z,你在祠堂和可爱的月亮伊布并肩聊天,虽然旁边有个似乎觊觎月亮伊布的眼镜宅男杵着,却也无伤大雅。</p>

但突然!</p>

在安静的祠堂里,眼睛宅男的手机上,乍然响起你制作并发布的微博视频声……</p>

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№6478 = =</p>

艾玛这确实是个问题啊!脑补哥人呢?</p>

№6479 = =</p>

脑补哥不会被当成跟踪狂or脑残粉,被小z打死了吧(默默祈祷)</p>

№6480 = =</p>

你们就不能盼脑补哥点好23333</p>

话说我去看了微博,刷新了一下,小z微博就涨了三十多个粉,你们这帮基佬能不能矜持一点?</p>

№6481 = =</p>

但是本嫂子关爱弟弟/弟媳妇有什么错(理直气壮)</p>

№6482 = =</p>

又来了,你们又来了</p>

咳,不过我去关注了,我承认小z是帅,而且还真有点猫气质(其实个人觉得更像豹子),脑补哥在捕捉人物特征上还是有天分的23333</p>

№6483 = =</p>

我也去关注了,我是为了学习穿搭(一本正经)</p>

№6484 = =</p>

以小z和z爷爷逆推,楼主得好看成啥样啊,本宅从此刻起坚决赞同这门亲事,太阳伊布和月亮伊布就是坠般配的!</p>

№6485 = =</p>

楼主明天上线不得被你们吓死233333</p>

№6486 = =</p>

这都是爱啊!</p>

№6487 = =</p>

爱你个头啊,话说脑补哥呢?</p>

№6488 【自幼脑洞清奇】</p>

_(:3ゝ∠)_我机智地逃过一劫</p>

№6489 = =</p>

……你干啥了?</p>

№6490 【自幼脑洞清奇】</p>

我点进小z微博主页(那个博主确实就是小z),视频自动播放了,然后小z和楼主都特警惕地看着我qwq</p>

一瞬间感觉到好像被伊布们讨厌了,我那颗想成为最强驯兽师的心都碎了!</p>

但是!就是这时候!我用一句话机智地扭转了局面!成功避免了掉马!</p>

№6491 = =</p>

……again,你干啥了?</p>

№6492 = =</p>

我预感脑补哥要高能作死了</p>

№6493 【自幼脑洞清奇】</p>

我把手上装作在看的小说递过去,大声说:“其实我是您穿搭微博粉丝!我关注您很久了!请给我签名!”</p>

我是不是特别机智?</p>

№6494 = =</p>

可以啊脑补哥,确实聪明了一回</p>

№6495 = =</p>

咳,脑补哥,你这么说,楼主没更警惕你么?</p>

№6496 = =</p>

哈哈哈哈,楼上的,你是觉得楼主会吃醋?</p>

№6497 = =</p>

233333我觉得很有可能啊!</p>

№6498 【自幼脑洞清奇】</p>

没啊,楼主还认真地夸小z说“有人这么喜欢你”,艾玛我要是小z我心都化了。</p>

小z一开始说他又不是什么名人,想婉拒,但是我怕他们追根究底,就坚持要小z签名。所以我顺利get到小z签的微博名~</p>

不过,楼主和小z看到我递过去的小说时,眼神都忽然愣了下,看了看我,可能是没想到男生会看言情小说吧_(:3ゝ∠)_</p>

感觉我在楼主心里不存在冷酷正点的形象了,sad</p>

№6499 = =</p>

啊,楼主依然认真萌,好期待明天楼主拿回手机刷论坛的反应ww</p>

另外,脑补哥,你啥时候有冷酷正点的形象我怎么不知道?</p>

№6500 = =</p>

脑补哥你对自己的滤镜有点厚233333</p>

№6501 = =</p>

大触求太阳伊布月亮伊布更多图!</p>

话说脑补哥,你带了什么言情小说啊,这么用功的吗?</p>

№6502 【自幼脑洞清奇】</p>

╭(╯^╰)╮你们别不相信,我虽然颜值平平,气质还是很冷酷正点的!</p>

小说是我狗血女神桑霁云的《情挑》。</p>

№6503 = =</p>

脑补哥,别光喝酒,就两颗花生米</p>

№6504 = =</p>

但凡有俩菜,也不至于喝成这样</p>

№6505 = =</p>

他在祠堂呢,喝啥酒,贡酒啊</p>

№6506 = =</p>

这不是玩梗吗23333</p>

脑补哥,你要么放弃言情吧,我看你还是写耽美有出路,你看,显然小z和楼主都觉得你的气质和狗血言情小说不搭,不然为什么都愣了23333</p>

№6507 = =</p>

楼上+1</p>

№6508 【自幼脑洞清奇】</p>

这个之后再说啦!你们说,为了不让楼主明天上来遭遇太大惊吓,我是不是该尝试认亲,至少给他点提示啊?</p>

就是当着小z的面不太好操作。</p>

№6509 = =</p>

不要不要,让楼主明天吓一跳多好玩儿啊</p>

№6510 = =</p>

我觉得可以,关爱楼主,人人有责</p>

№6511 = =</p>

你坛在本帖表现得过于人性,搞得我刷别的帖子都不习惯了,天天在这个帖等待楼主上线</p>

№6512 = =</p>

事实证明,就算你坛是人性泥潭,颜值和萌依然是攻略你坛的利器</p>

№6513 = =</p>

讲道理,颜值和萌是攻略任何人事的利器</p>

№6514 = =</p>

人间真实大泥潭</p>

№6515 = =</p>

你们阳光一点好不好?那个脑补哥,我是支持你暗示一波的,但是有什么好办法吗?</p>

№6516 = =</p>

直接报坛名试试?</p>

№6517 = =</p>

不行啊,小z被你坛伪娘偷过照片,肯定对你坛深痛恶绝,不然为什么楼主都隐瞒这事(虽然不知道现实中楼主有没有隐瞒小z自己刷你坛)?</p>

№6518 = =</p>

对哦,这是个严重问题!脑补哥你要不别暗示了,要是被小z怀疑,你坛伪娘问题比楼主树洞问题更严重啊!</p>

№6519 = =</p>

楼上+1,脑补哥你还是放弃吧!</p>

№6520 【自幼脑洞清奇】</p>

晚了qwq</p>

现在我们三个人陷入了无与伦比的尴尬……</p>

№6521 = =</p>

你又tm干啥了!!!!!</p>

№6522 = =</p>

三个人都尴尬???!!!脑补哥你干了什么啊!!!!!</p>

№6523 【自幼脑洞清奇】</p>

我(假装不经意自言自语):楼主和小z到底谁是1呢</p>

小z(非常流畅接口):楼上的,当然小z是1,不接受反驳</p>

我:=口=</p>

小z:=口=</p>

楼主:= =</p>

然后整个祠堂陷入了持续至今的尴尬沉默……</p>

№6524 = =</p>

我踏马??!!!!</p>

№6525 = =</p>

这!!!!!!!</p>

№6526 = =</p>

卧了个大槽?!!!!!!</p>

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