第510章 新天条欲出~(1 / 2)

南瞻部洲,五指山下……哪吒、敖丙两兄弟,透过地府穿梭阴阳的大门,来到了五行山腹内。

只见得五行山内,各种东胜神州的科技物事层出不穷,甚至不乏最新出品的灵机,灵脑等物;沙发前的茶几上,也是摆满了灵果仙酒,充满了灵气……

当他们到达时,看到的孙悟空,正悠闲地瘫在沙发中,看着东胜神州最新出品的电影,啃着蟠桃,一脸的悠闲,哪有一点点被镇压、坐牢的悲惨模样?

“小师弟,你这小日子,过的舒爽啊!”

哪吒跳过来,用力的搓了搓猴头……嗯,手感依旧不错,光滑顺畅,卫生打理的还行,并没有成为一只邋遢的猴子。

孙悟空笑笑,赶紧招呼着两位师兄坐下……这些天,前来看他的亲人,兄弟,同门是一个接着一个,他才刚刚把五师兄酆都大帝嬴政送走,自家的大师兄、二师兄又来了……

“嘿嘿,师兄们说笑了,这不是师尊慈悲,给了我一点便利么?”

“是是是,师尊最宠你了,居然还给你在山腹内挖了这么大一个空间。这哪里是镇压,分明就是让你当一只宅家猴嘛!说实话,小师弟,你这待遇,我都羡慕了!”

哪吒摇头苦笑,这牢坐得,比他在天庭都舒服……多的不说,起码在天庭,他哪吒可买不到这么多东神神州的新鲜物事。

“大师兄你可别笑话我了,”孙悟空挠挠猴头,露出一丝惭愧,随后问道:“这些天三界可有什么新鲜事?上次五师兄过来也没有和我说说,大师兄你要是闲得没事,就和我聊聊。”

“三界的新鲜事啊……”

哪吒砸吧砸吧嘴,说道:“最出名的一件事,就是如来前往稷下学宫带走两名女子,然后被夫子敲得满头包一般的赶出来……这算不算新鲜事?”

“什么?”

孙悟空瞪大眼,稷下学宫可是他孙悟空的第二个家!如来,居然敢惹夫子生气?还敢从稷下学宫抢人!

哼!这个大仇,我孙悟空记下了!

“详细说说?”

孙悟空强按下愤怒的情绪,冷静地询问道。

哪吒见此情形,安慰地点了点头。他就怕孙悟空失态,或者说冲动地想要冲出去质问如来……毕竟,从稷下学宫掳人一事,如来可是动用了圣人金旨,就是夫子,也不得不让!

“小师弟,我说了你可别气……如来带走的两名女子,名为青霞、紫霞……”

“轰!”

俩名字初现,孙悟空体内的大罗金仙级的修为,就毫无保留地爆发出来,五行山一阵抖动,周围的物事也被强烈的气势震得一片狼藉!也就是哪吒、敖丙反应够快,及时护住并放回原位,不然这五行山内部空间,得被孙悟空搞成废墟!

但见那悟空,双目通红,凶威滔天,显然是怒至极点!

“如来!”

怒吼声,在结界内疯狂回荡!许久,孙悟空才勉强压住愤怒,重新坐回沙发上……

“冷静了?”

敖丙伸手就是一道冰龙朝孙悟空射去,泼了他满身水渍……孙悟空一抹猴头,依旧不改凶威,愤怒地目光,甚至迁怒到了哪吒身上!

“如来,他到底想做什么!”

“小师弟,冷静。你这番作派,就落入了如来的算计。”

哪吒拿出火尖枪,重重地敲在了孙悟空头上……一阵剧痛袭来,孙悟空这才微微地恢复了理智,喘着粗气瘫在沙发上,眼神依旧充满了杀气!

“师兄,你先告诉我,如来,他到底想干嘛?!”

“还能干嘛,宣传他那套大爱、小爱地说法呗。”

敖丙在一旁解说道:“佛门最崇尚的就是那套大爱、小爱的说辞,为众生大爱,舍弃男女小爱,舍弃七情六欲,这向来是佛门最擅长的说辞。想来,把紫霞、青霞带走,就是想用在你的身上。若是能逼得你主动杀死爱人,心灰意冷,那你可不是只有归顺佛门一条路了?”

“呵,还真是打得一手好算盘。”

孙悟空冷笑:“以妇孺相逼,佛门,玩得可真花啊!师兄,谢了,这仇,俺老孙记下了!”

“嗯,你冷静下来最好。”敖丙说道:“佛门,也只能安排劫难而已。具体如何渡劫,我想那佛门不一定能掌控。所以,能不能救下弟妹……小师弟,你必须时刻保持着冷静,万万不可被愤怒冲掉理智,彻底陷入佛门的布局!”

“谢过师兄,悟空,知道了!”

接下来的时间,哪吒、敖丙与孙悟空述说着其他仙神、坐骑下凡,欲拿劫难的趣事……

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佛门,如来正与众佛,商议派那些坐骑下凡历劫,又如何分配功德一事……

“观音、普贤、文殊,尔等三大士的坐骑孽债以消,当入凡间渡一劫难,回归后可脱掉其坐骑身份,正式拜入佛门,得享罗汉道果……

金翅大鹏雕,你可与狮驼国一行,渡一劫难……

九头金雕,你往比丘国一行……

观音,安排一下,牛魔王之身份我已取得了通天圣人同意,可入我西方……”

如来有条不紊地吩咐着,一个个菩萨的坐骑,弟子,尽皆安排下凡,争夺信仰、功德……

“禀佛祖,”

突然,降龙罗汉站出禀报:“桃山,有动静!”

“什么?”

佛祖刚刚还有些随意的神色,骤然变得凝固:“新天条,要出世?!”

“佛祖,可有何不妥?”

一旁,观世音发现如来的情绪有些不对,赶紧开口问道。

“嗯……”如来脸色严肃地点了点头:“佛门条例,很多都是依据现有的天条进行设定。其中,仙凡不得相恋,就是其中一条铁律。

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