第五百五十八章 要是再喝醉,我狐夜的名字倒过来念(1 / 1)
无上仙尊薛安安颜
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2021-09-11
两个小丫头兴冲冲的出去玩耍了。安颜领着薛兰小沙等人也出去了。当屋中就剩下薛安狐夜还有翟老道后。翟老道说道:“小安,你是为这满山妖怪而来的吧!”“也是,也不是!”薛安喝了一口茶。翟老道轻叹一声,“我虽然修为浅薄,可在卦数上还算有点造诣,这几日我不止一次的占卜过,可给出的结果无一不是祸福难料模棱两可,这还是我第一次遇到这种事!因此我虽然不知道你要做什么,但万事还是得小心啊!”薛安点点头,“这个我自然明白!”这时却听外面传来两个女儿的欢笑之声,还有就是安颜惊喜的喊声。“下雪了!”薛安起身来到了窗前。果然,外面已经飘起了雪花。片刻之间,远处的山头便笼上了一层白色。可这样的天气丝毫不能阻挡两个小丫头的玩心。树妖伸展出长长的枝桠,组成了好像是滑梯一样的跑道,两个小姑娘便顺着那上面滑落下来,发出了阵阵欢笑。而无数的梨花小妖们也围绕着想想念念,跟她们一起玩的不亦乐乎。这样的场景让薛安也不禁浮现出一丝笑意。“青芒山只要一下雪,就说明快要过年啦!”翟老道微微感叹道。薛安笑了笑,“今年过年去青芒镇吧,这里就你一个人,也够冷清的。”翟老道笑了摇摇头,“不用了,在此四十多年,我已经习惯了!外面俗世太烦扰,我过不惯!”“是吗?那我怎么听兰儿说,你隔三差五的就去那打秋风呢?”薛安玩味的说道。“咳咳!那是特殊情况,毕竟总是吃山里的野味,早晚会吃腻的啊!”翟老道说着,又补充了一句。“不过现在好了,想吃野味也吃不到了,连野兔都成精了!”狐夜笑呵呵的说道:“那怎么了?成精的吃起来才更香啊!”“不一样的,之前吃野味是因为它们蒙昧,现在灵智已开,话都会说了,这还怎么好意思吃呢?”“那你现在吃什么?”狐夜问道。“实不相瞒,贫道现在吃素!”“那好,要是等蔬菜谷物都成精了,你打算吃什么?饿死么?”“施主这是抬杠!蔬菜谷物怎么会成精呢?”“呵呵,不会?”狐夜笑着一抬手,就见挂在房檐下的一串玉米无风自转。而后几个硕大的玉米棒子便冲着翟老道喊了起来,“爷爷,爷爷……。”声音清脆悦耳,像是小孩子一样。翟老道傻眼了,过了片刻才喃喃道:“好端端的玉米怎么变成葫芦娃了?莫非我还得遇见一条蛇精和一只蝎子精不成?”薛安哭笑不得,“行了,少听这个家伙胡说,这人脑袋不正常的!灵智已开的确实吃起来别扭,那就弄点灵智未开的啊!一会中午我来收拾,吃火锅!”一听这话,狐夜的眼睛瞬间瞪圆了,就差流口水出来了。“此话当真!”薛安点点头,“不过就是现在还没有食材!”“那还不好说么,交给我了!”狐夜说完,便纵入了茫茫大雪之中。他比谁都清楚薛安的厨艺。实际上他们之所以认识,而且关系还这么好,很大一部分原因就是这个狐夜嘴馋薛安的手艺。但自打降临人间开始,不管狐夜怎么软磨硬泡,薛安都没有给他做过饭。用薛安的话说就是,他才懒得单独给一个大男人做饭。现在薛安终于要做饭了,狐夜自然是欣喜若狂,哈喇子都快流出来了。以他的本领,很快就抓来几只野兔,还顺便弄来一只野山羊,并采来各种野菜野果。薛安开始收拾。这时外面的雪已经可以没过脚掌了。两个小丫头被安颜一手一个拎了回来,有些嗔怪的对薛安说道:“你瞅瞅你这两个宝贝女儿,都快玩疯了!”薛安笑了笑,“喜欢就玩呗,这是她们的童年啊!”两个小丫头本来被妈妈训得耷拉着脑袋,听到薛安这么说后,全都抬起了头,嘿嘿笑了起来。尤其是念念,闻着香味凑了过来,“爸爸,要吃火锅么?”“是啊,想吃么?”“嗯嗯!但要是有冰激凌就更好了!”“我教给你哦,你过去喊漂亮妈妈,她就会给你了!”薛安笑嘻嘻的在念念耳边说道。念念眼前一亮,拽着姐姐走到了安颜身前,伸出小手来用渴求的目光看着安颜,“漂亮妈妈,你是世界上最好看的妈妈了!”安颜简直都没办法了,狠狠的瞪了薛安一眼,“你啊,慢慢就宠坏她们两个了!”然后也老老实实的从芥子戒指中拿出两个冰激凌。“就这一个啊!吃完了就没有了!”“嗯嗯!”两个小丫头吃的眉开眼笑,冲着薛安一个劲挤眼睛。薛安一笑置之。而这时候在后院中,狐夜看着十分熟练的剥着羊皮的翟老道,有些好笑的说道。“这就是你说的吃素?手法够专业的啊!”翟老道嘿嘿一笑,“没办法!有时候这些傻乎乎的羊自投罗网,难道我还能浪费了么?”等羊皮剥好,狐夜操起菜刀来便将羊肉切成了薄片。这时候薛安已经将火锅安置好了,虽然都是一些很普通的食材,可到了薛安的手中,依然让这锅底飘香四溢。众人围坐在火炉旁,吃着热气腾腾的涮羊肉,外面则飘着鹅毛大雪。这种安逸让狐夜发出了满足的感叹。“说真的,我觉得这人间挺好玩的!不过现在要是有点酒就更好了!”翟老道嘿嘿一笑,转身进屋,片刻之后便抱着一个大坛子走了出来。等揭开盖子,酒香四溢。“这是我春天时用野果酿造的酒,味道不错,就是后劲有些大!”狐夜早就按捺不住了,“来一杯来一杯!”等倒满一杯,狐夜刚想喝。薛安看着他,“外面雪挺大,这时候要是蹲在雪地里哭的话,是不是有点冷!”“失误失误,那天纯粹是失误!”被提起糗事,狐夜一脸尴尬,急忙解释。“你要是这次还喝醉了呢?”“怎么可能!要是这次再喝醉,以后我狐夜的名字倒过来念!”“好啊,夜壶!”“我是说喝醉的话!”“这不得提前熟悉熟悉么!”“……。”
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