134.乌鸦嘴(1 / 1)

乔飞星有时候也是个言出必行的正经人,例如现在,太医院的姜案首来给我把脉过后,说我不过是偶染风寒,吃上几剂药就好了的时候,他便真的放下心来,一手拖了小白就往外头不知道要说什么唧唧歪歪的去了。 我吃过姜案首给我应急退烧的丸药后,总算是感觉头没有那么晕晕乎乎了,也才发现这时候,房里就剩下了我和钟意两个了。 钟意应该是故意的把人都遣了走的,原本她耐心就不是很足那种,方才也是碍着一堆的人围着我,不知道我病得厉害不厉害,暂时是不敢靠过来。现在看见我吃了丸药下去后脸色没有那么绯红一片了,她也就放心得多了,赶紧的就一屁股坐在我的床沿上不走了。 我知道她这是有话要和我说的意思,索性自动自觉的卷了被子往床里头滚半圈,让出来更大的位置给她好坐。 钟意按着我的肩膀,把我重新按倒在枕头上,叹着气来了一句雷死人的开场白:“唉,宁容,你知道的,坦白从宽,抗拒从严……” 我一个不妨,被这天雷雷得那叫一个外焦里嫩,口水都来不及全部吞回去,呛得我一骨碌爬起来大声咳喘了好半响才算是缓过来了。 钟意从没想到我反应是这般剧烈,甚是惊慌的又是给我顺背,又是去给我倒水。我喘匀了气后,就着她的手意思意思的喝了口热水,然后也叹气道:“唉,钟意,你这是预备给我逼供的意思罢?我都还没问你这什么平空冒出来的定嫔算是什么回事呢,你倒好,一开口就审起我来了?” 我把她得了个莫名封号的事儿揪出来先发制人之后,钟意忽地就变了态度,扭扭捏捏逃避道:“不就是那么回事呗!小白说的,你不就是不放心我才闹这出幺蛾子……呃,是出门散心……么?他还说什么定者,定也,意思就是让我和你都且安心些着,他直接给个这样的旨意也算是对我是个交代,对你也是个交代啊!” “这也算交代?随便拿个分位敷衍了一下就算了啊?”我没好气的应道,“你也是太好哄!而且这事你和小白也太想当然了,先别说前朝如何了,就是昨儿才刚进宫的那一群女娃儿,就能把储秀宫给拆了!你信不信?这才正儿八经的糊弄了一天的选秀罢了,你们怎么做事之前就不想想后果?” 钟意自知理亏,却也还死撑着嘴硬道:“这不是被你吓着的?一声不吭就往外跑,使人四处找也没找着你,我急了,小白也急了……这才……这才……这才想着给个名号好定你的心啊!” 说着说着,这家伙也真是急了,竟是连最老实那句都说了出来:“还有就是小白不耐烦选秀要那么久,他说想想都觉得不自在,得让那群……那群不省心的货呆宫里一个月呢!倒不如……倒不如下一剂猛药,把这群……都逼到一定份上了,自然是得出来些群魔乱舞的,那时节,不管是前朝还是后宫,可都是好收拾多了……” 我听得一阵阵的头晕目眩又卷土而来!小白这是要把事儿往大了闹对吧?对吧?别的不说,单单是储秀宫里的翻天情形,他有没预想过?还是……他早就预备着要做甩手掌柜,把那群不省油的灯都留着给我来善后? 我撑着太阳穴处一抽一抽痛着的大如斗的可怜的脑袋,再顶不住的趴回去枕头上歇着,一边从牙缝里抽着冷气进去缓和头痛,一边对钟意哀嚎道:“小钟意啊,那储秀宫我可不管了!反正你如今也有名号在身了,你去折腾这狗屁时得了!你和小白真是,想起一出算一出,我可是管不了了!” 钟意听得傻眼了,顿了两秒钟后,也对着我哀嚎回来:“不行!不行!我看八卦还行,管这个真不行!宁容,我今儿都成了别人扎小人的目标了,还大摇大摆的出现在别人面前?我又不是嫌命长了!” 我抬手按按自己太阳穴和额头,向着床帐子顶部翻了个华丽丽的大白眼:“那我呢?难道就不是嫌命长了?你可别忘了,昨儿给你开外挂的那个是我啊!我这奉圣夫人的名头,有时候好用,有时候不好用的,毕竟我跟那个皇帝都是四六不靠,要是人家家世好,不看我这数也是个麻烦!” 钟意狗腿的也伸手过来帮忙按摩着我的眉间,带了点儿谄媚道:“宁容,你能者多劳嘛!既然都给我开了头的开挂,索性就继续接手下去得了,做生不如做熟呢!” 说着说着,钟意难得的智商在线了一回,拍掌笑道:“谁说你和那个皇帝都四六不靠的?这不都要成静王妃了吗?算起来小白还得喊你一声儿祖奶奶呢!到时候就你这辈分,谁还能大似你?那个还敢和你过不去?那才是真的嫌命长了!” 我忍着头痛,一巴掌甩乐滋滋的钟意的手背上:“少胡说八道的!谁想做这静王妃就赶紧做去!我可不做!这乔飞星自恋得抽风了,你们却是也跟着抽风?真真够胡闹的!” 钟意也没把我如今病猫似的力道放眼里,笑嘻嘻的拿了我的手起来塞进被子里去,还煞有介事的给我掖了掖被角,依旧笑道:“宁容,你也别急,先躺会儿歇歇,说不准是封你静王妃的旨意先到还是你那苦药先到呢,你总得歇歇才有力气继续折腾嘛!” 我正要再骂钟意一句胡闹,却听得桃叶在外头通报道:“定嫔娘娘,奉圣夫人,奉安殿的戴公公带了圣旨来宣!” 钟意忙忙身手敏捷的往旁一跃而起以躲开我的恼羞成怒的攻击,同时还不忘取笑道:“看看,我说得一点儿没错罢?哈哈哈,我以后要摆个摊子竖个牌子叫铁口钟神算!” 我气得捞起身旁的枕头就往她身上砸了去:“闭嘴吧你!还狗屁铁口神算,你丫的就是一乌鸦嘴!”

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