135.恼羞成怒(1 / 1)
论萌宠是怎么练成的
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2022-04-27
乌鸦嘴之所以被称为乌鸦嘴,就是指这人说的话通常是几乎全中了的……钟意都可以挂个写着“金牌乌鸦嘴”的牌子在胸口自豪自豪了! 此时此刻,我麻木的从地上被钟意和桃叶一左一右的扶起来,来宣旨的小戴子大概是跟了小白久了,也学会了不按套路出牌的那一套,只把那圣旨忙忙的往我手里一塞,竟是也不讨赏,也不循例说两句讨口彩的恭贺话,反倒是一副怕被贼追着的惊恐模样,脚下生风一般就蹿了出门。 桃叶扶了我回床边坐下,也忙忙的指着要去催了太医院熬药的借口,同样一溜烟的也蹿了出去,那速度简直能和小戴子组合出道去跑接力赛了! 于是又剩下了钟意和我两个人了。我无奈的看着钟意,问道:“说吧,乌鸦嘴钟神算,你还有什么要预言的?趁早一并儿也说了得了!我看啊,赶明儿让小点心多拜个师傅罢,你可是比他那个正儿八经的预言师更厉害呢!” 钟意小心的凑过来我旁边,讨好的又给我捏捏肩膀揉揉脖子的一通忙活,然后才讪讪道:“宁容,这个静王妃你真不想当?” 我叹气道:“钟意,你说的这不是废话么?乔飞星不是小白,我也不是你,什么狗屁的两情相悦套他和我身上完全不成立好么?难不成他抽风,我也得跟着一起抽风不成?我又不是圣母玛利亚,没那么伟大的奉献情怀好不好?” “唉!我可是到这会儿还没闹明白,乔飞星这货究竟是怎么想的!他这个只长年纪不长情商的超龄巨婴,明明更需要的是个能帮着打点一切的全能保姆!这静王妃是个什么鬼?!要是他现在在我面前,我肯定打他一顿再说话!我要打他个一佛升天二佛出世的,再让他知道知道花儿为什么这样红!” 钟意听得想笑又不敢笑出声,怕刺激了已经要找人打架的我开始狂暴之旅,斟酌了半响后,才问我道:“宁容,你没有真的那么抗拒国师吧?别的不说,就他那长相,也该算是你的菜啊?虽然是他年纪和你比起来算是大了点,但算上上辈子,你也算他的同龄人,他又是有点儿那种不谙世事的性子,估计也和你没啥代沟罢?” 钟意不说这话还好,说了这话倒是让我立即想起来被乔飞星下套的事儿来了,我没好气应道:“他也就那个皮相能看看了!其他的还能有什么?况且你感觉得出来他对我有一点儿喜欢不成?戏弄人一回也就够了,还想戏弄一辈子么?” 钟意又小心翼翼的瞄我一眼,试探着问道:“你是真对他没感觉?可我方才明明听着他和小白嘀咕说,你甚是喜欢他……既然甚是喜欢,不如就试试培养……” 我勃然大怒打断钟意道:“他说的?!这货真是忒不要脸了!不就是我一时不妨着了他的道被套了一句话么?也亏得他好意思跟别人说!扶我一把,我这就找他算账去!” 钟意忙按住我不放,还使劲儿在我背上顺猫毛一般的没停摩挲着,劝道:“算了,算了,什么大事!不就是国师嘴贱一句么?咱们不和这不省心的古人计较!” 我被顺毛得稍微平心静气了些,正要说话之际,就听得外头桃叶通报道:“回定嫔娘娘,静王妃,储秀宫的何嬷嬷求见!” 我刚压下去一点儿的暴躁又飙了上来,恨恨对钟意道:“你看,你看!这都没完没了了!为什么我这么倒霉?!乔小白捅出的篓子我得收拾,乔小点心的事儿我得操心,乔飞星那个自恋狂自恋之后给我头上扣个静王妃的帽子我也得受着!这日子没法过了!没法过了!” 钟意忙忙一把将我按倒在枕头上,哄我道:“不管了,不管了!咱们什么都不管了,总是身体最要紧,你且歇着就是!外头的事儿咱们一点都不要管!来了谁都大棍子打发出去就对了!” 钟意这边哄着我,那边就往外头扬声道:“暂且不见!有事就外头侯着,没事且回去!看不见静……看不见奉圣夫人病着呢么?” 桃叶只得应了是,乖乖的退回去外头把这话转给何嬷嬷去了。 我这才算是气恼消了些,毕竟也还是在发烧中,要说这发烧对我身体没一点儿影响,那绝对是假话,其实我早就觉着手软脚软浑身无力的了,只不过还有点儿气恼支撑着我,我没一声不吭的就往床上倒了去罢了。 这时候被钟意又推回去床上躺着,我倒也是就驴下坡,老老实实的躺在那儿等着恢复点力气,只是这气恼还没尽消,忍不住还是抱怨了两句:“我最近真是流年不利!这也不顺,那也不顺的,就没个能顺心的时候了!钟意,你给我剪两纸人出来,等会儿我就抽了拖鞋打小人去!” 钟意再也忍不住,按住自己嘴巴都没阻止那“哈哈哈”的欢快笑声流泻出来,笑了好一场后,才促狭的凑过来和我耳语道:“宁容,你别生气啊,我就问你一句,你老实答我好不好?你真的,真的觉得国师不好呢?可是我看着不像啊……” 我抬手起来就想锤钟意一下,钟意早有防备,赶紧的一扭她的小腰肢就溜开了到一边儿去,还要装得特无辜的眨巴着她的圆眼睛取笑我道:“宁容,这就没意思了,我怎么觉着你这动静和反应不像是对人家没意思,倒是更像被我戳中了小心思,恼羞成怒呢?” “你才恼羞成怒!你全家都恼羞成怒!你方圆十里都恼羞成怒!”我气得都要口不择言起来,“钟意,你是那个眼睛看的我恼羞成怒了?跟小白混多了,眼力劲就退化了不成?” 钟意却是也不恼,继续掩嘴笑道:“不用方圆十里了,就方圆十米好了,你也是恼羞成怒的范围之内啊!所以你还是认了你自己是恼羞成怒的吧?”
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